No. This thread, like the others, will die by default when a Mod finally shuts it down. I give it another five hours to live…
{Walks up, pokes thread with stick}.
“Is it dead yet?”
I haven’t killed a thread in at least 8 hours.
My powers of doom are clearly waning.
If this keeps up, I’ll end up in GD or GQ…GAHHHHHHH! No NO NO NO!
I’ve said it before.
I’ll say it again.
This thread is mine if I have to take you all down with it.
Now be gone, mere mortals. I have spoken.
ducks and runs
I think you got it wrong. Begone is one word , not two words.
Would you settle for shoo!? 
Funny thing . . . there’s no way to graciously concede defeat in this thread. Much as I’d like to say “hats off to you, Harmless, you have done the deed”, I know that the act of doing so would undo my doing of it. Or something.
Well, the “thought” was appreciated anyways…or something
I guess the next best thing to measure success, then, would be to see how long there is between one post and the next. So far, Harmless wins with post #15, with 18 hours between his post and the next one.
Think nothing of it. You’ve earned it.
Her, actually.
But Woo Hoo!
Now see what not having a life will get you, kiddies?
Wouldn’t you know it, the very next post I made after starting this thread, killed a thread. It’s a curse. A curse, I say!
LOL!
You can kill every thread but your own.
Woo Hoo! Up to page 2!
None of my threads have ever made it this far.
[Bad Johnny Cash impersonation] I started a thread just to watch it die. [BJCi]
Damn, you, racer72! I opened this thread and read through the whole f*ing thing just to make sure nobody else beat me to posting “I shot a thread in Reno once, just to watch it die.”
There once was an old thread,
that was intended to die,
I don’t know why the guy
wanted it to die…
I guess I’ll try.
Can you guess the tune?
bump
[anouncer voice]I’m sorry! That was incorrect. The answer we were looking for is…There was an old lady who swallowed a fly!, Yes, a fly!
Thank you for playing. You will be leaving with some wonderful parting gifts!"[/av]
Am I late?
No, you’re just in time to watch this die.