Hey, getting near 12 hours since the last posting…I think it might be dead now!
…My stance on this issue is that the mass media basically controls the-
Oops, wrong thread.
No problem. Accidental postings happen.
Hey, I seem to kill every thread I post to…um…too. Usually I’m not the LAST person, but even a great thread usually peters out within 3 posts of mine.
I’m glad I’m not late. That would just be awful. 
I said you were in time to watch the thread die. Not help out by bringing your own knife and stabbing it!
If people are still poking at this thread on Monday, I’ll come back and kill it then.
Sheesh… amateurs.
But it’s a really good knife, all shiny and stuff. Watch.
DIE THREAD DIE!
See. 
Hey, nice stabbing action. I don’t think it worked, though…
Now die already… 
Let me try again. Batman style.
Zang!
Pong!
Fnord!
And just to finish it off,
Whammo!
::sighs:: Well…
Ok…I warned you, thread!
Lessee, we tried poison, machete, knife, funny batman noises, general curses, poetry and rhyming, nudity, and Monty Python…
I know!
:harmless passes around baby pictures of the thread in an attempt to embarrass it to death:
Hey, worked for my mom!
And yet, you’re still posting…
What? You trying to tell me that the undead can’t post here?
You got some sort of living requirement?
You air breathers are all the same!
“Ooooh! You’re ear just fell off! That’s nasty!”
Well, it happens! Get over it!
:mad:
I paid my $45.99 like everyone else, bub.
besides, I’m just too damn stubborn to quit.
This reminds me of a joke I heard once. See, there’s a doctor, and he’s sewing a blanket, and he’s having a lot of trouble with it. A nurse comes up to him and asks him what the difficulty is, and the doctor says - no, wait, that doesn’t come yet. The sewing thread, see, is - that’s not it either. Maybe the thread could talk?
No…
Ah, never mind. I’ll check back in when I remember it.
Carry on.
No sign of life for four days. Oh yeah…I’d have to say it’s dead now.
<walks away, whistling innocently>
Just when I thought I was regaining my sanity…
I’m stubborn, but Great Googly-Moogly I give up!
yeah, right
[cross the line] Maybe if we send it to Iraq [/cross the line]
No pictures please!
Threadkiller extrodinaire has arrived!!!
Fear not! For I will be the one to introduce this thread to oblivion!
Ahem
Herpes!
Thank you! Thank you! I’m here all week!
“Hermes”? What’s so thread-killing about that?
Oh…wait.