Did I ever tell you guys I am psychic? That’s right, I can actually read the future.
In today’s crystal ball, I see that the next person to post in this thread is a died-in-the-wool CHILD MOLESTER. That’s right, the next poster in this thread is such a sicko he taught michael jackson everything he knows about child molestation.
No I’m not.
DROIT DU SIGNEUR!
Any good?
GIDDIER SUN TOUR
What’s so thread killing about that?
[hijack] Can anyone reccomend a good hemmorhoid application? I’m dyin’ here! [/hijack]
Here ya go.
Enjoy!
What’s with the anagram SiXSwordS?
Has anyone used a 1920’s style death ray yet?
A rag man?
Na, a gram.
Butt, seriously, thanks for the Roid Relief
DE OILER FIR ME POOPER WAS HALPFEL.
that should do the trick
If you’re trying to confuse the thread to death, it’s not working.
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Pull my finger 
[pulls and runs]
Would this qualify as you or me killing this thread? 
FART!
That would be me, thankyou!
Ah, have no fears. The official thread-killer is here. Just search for my username and you’ll see all of the obliterarted threads that lie in my path. I’m to threads like baths are to the next poster.
Hey! I bathe regularly, thank you very much.
Waiting for a mod’s lockdown in 3…2…1…
Whoop…better get this in before “zero”.
The Zero Hour is here.
The thread is dead.
Stay back, lest you catch the horrendous disease that laid this thread to waste.
It is too late for me.
cough, cough
I have sacrificed myself for all your safety.
I only ask that when you speak of us, speak kindly and remember us well.
Excuse me. Phew, I didn’t think it would be that powerful. But now that harmless is no more, there’s less people to kill this thread. Stay back though. I may be immune to my own farts but there’s no telling what the smell of rotten eggs may have on your own bodies.
I was talking to ol’ Cecil around the water cooler today, and he said that if anyone else posted on this thread he would ban them on the spot and call them funny names.
Just giving you guys the heads-up.
I wonder what Cecil was doing in Gulfport.
I mean… UCK.
Now, now. Save your energy for the thread. Anyways did I ever tell you the time I counted 28,000 pieces of lint. Well it all started when…
I figure this is as good a thread as any for me to note that:
Woohoo! Smacky is back! :smack:
Well, don’t forget, :wally