I haven't killed a thread all month

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The Colors!

Speaking of killing threads, this:

did it quite well .in this thread.

Smilie are by harmless. :wink:

Dang it. THIS thread.
preview IS our friend!

Wait a minute, harmless, youโ€™re meant to be dead. Unlessโ€ฆ

ZOMBIE!

:eek:

Wellโ€ฆyeah.

That was established page 2, post 74, subpost b.
Learn your history, :wally

Oh, how I love the wally! :smiley:

Well, :wally back at you.

You canโ€™t die twice. Unless of courseโ€ฆ:eek:

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!

Maybe this will help you to gain a better understanding of your friend, the zombie. :slight_smile:

Wait, are we walking about the Romero-style shuffling zombie or the new, modern methamphetamine zombie?

And also, how the hell is it that I know how to spell โ€œmethamphetamineโ€?

Lastly, why am I asking questions (which, by their very nature, invite response) when Iโ€™m trying to kill this thread?

Iโ€™m an uber-new-hi-tech-only-eats-genius-or-higher-i.q.-type-brains.

So your all safe.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Ha! I kill me.

Wait. :dubious:

Iโ€™m an uber-new-hi-tech-only-eats-genius-or-higher-i.q.-type-brains-zombie.

So youโ€™re all safe.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Ha! I kill me.

Wait. :dubious:

Well, we can all see why youโ€™re going for the genius brains. :wink:

I get the feeling the mods arenโ€™t even reading this thread.

Well, let us test that theory:

<vile recial epithet!!>
<wish for death upon another poster!!>
<blatent trolling!!>

Oh yeah?

Check out my website here WITH message boards that put the SDMB to shame!

Buy some amazing crap from my friend, because he gives me a cut of the money!

Cecil Adams - what a :wally

Just kidding, I have nothing but the utmost respect for Cecil.
Please donโ€™t ban me, I have nowhere else to goโ€ฆ

Just poking my head in to say your URLs made me laugh :smiley:

Oh, and your pitiful groveling too. :wink:

Behold I am Death. Not the good, Pratchett Death that speaks in capitals though. I am Deputy Death. This thread is no more. Thankyou for all of your help.

Pardon me, Deputy Death. โ€œThank youโ€ is actually two words. I thought youโ€™d like to know.

Unless you were going for an Elvis-like โ€œthankyewverymuchโ€ kind of gestalt, but thatโ€™s an entirely different thing altogether.

Iโ€™m a lilโ€™ harmless, yes I am,
I eats me toast all slathered with jam.
I eat fish and chicken but avoid the ham.
Iโ€™m a lilโ€™ harmless, yes I am.

GD, I need coffee.

MMmmmmmโ€ฆHamโ€ฆ

Hey, 24 hours, 2 minutes between postings. Yeah, I really think itโ€™s dead now.