There was a time when I was averaging about 25%-40% as a threadkiller. Now I can’t kill a thread even if I try! I don’t know whether it’s a sign of better posting, or just dumb luck.
Probably just dumb luck.
Don’t worry, I’ll finish this one off for you.
Sorry, lightning…
er, lightingtool,
This one’s mine.
Ah-hem!
Mine!!
This thing may become The Thread That Would Not Die.
Unless I’ve just killed it, that is . . .
Yeah, by virtue of its very existence, you’re basically saying “whoever kills this thread wins”.
This puppy ain’t going anywhere for quite a while.
Please allow me to pull the plug.
OK, I will. 
Heee.
I can kill this thread in seven posts…
Wow! Congratulations!
No, no no… you are suppose to say, " But I can kill this thread in six posts…" and so on…and then someone challenges you/me and …oh…never mind.
Name That Tune.
I just came by to pay my final respects to this thread.
Exterminate the silly thread!!
Exterminate the silly thread!!
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
I’m the real threadkiller and I have proof,
my post is my scythe.
Since the only threads I’ve been able to kill are my own and since this didn’t work out…
I claim this thread in the name of harmless!
Now DIE!!!
mwuhahahahaha
I’m the all time champion threadkiller. I nearly always have the last word. Something about me apparently just leaves other Dopers nonplussed, stupefied, and speechless. Now just watch.
Oh, please, I can suck the life out of any thread.
I should change my user name to **BuzzKill. **
You know, watching this thread sink yesterday afternoon, I thought for sure harmless was going to be declared the TK (Thread Killer). But noooooo, Jomo Mojo had to resurrect it. 
Should I call somebody a Nazi scumbag to speed things up?
Bloody hell.
Now I have to kill it all over again and here I am almost out of poison.
:rolleyes:
You guys sure don’t make this easy!
:harmless performs the Death of the Thread dance: