Depending on how you look at it, it’s either an innocuous rumple in Kerry’s pants, or the outline of an enormous monster-cock. Most tall, thin guys like him are well-hung, so I don’t entirely rule out the latter. Yet another reason to put the man in office.
Dude, that picture would make his dick about two feet long.
Damn, that guy’s got a big dick.
Looks like a rumple to me. In any case, if having an enormous schlong didn’t help Gore, what makes you think it’ll help Kerry?
(Quagmire On) All Right! Giggity Giggity Giggity!(Quagmire off) 
Nah, he just sticks a ketchup bottle down there to “stuff the ballot box,” so to speak.
I don’t know if Kerry is well hung or not, but I bet a lot of people think he ought to be!
Lucky Teresa. 
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Damnit, if I want to read reports about the presidential staff, I expect to see what … never mind.
That’s a hanging chad.
He he he he, he said presidental staff!
He has a face like a horse. Why shouldn’t he be hung like one?
Considering the comments made about Kerry’s face, does this mean he’s hung like a horse?
Bastard! 
I’m John Kerry, and I approve this thread.
So that’s what’s pulling his eyes down.
The Irish curse gets over-shadowed by the French charmes.
Seems kinda tacky of him to wear pants that have a big green circle around the crotch, not to mention the arrow.
Thank you, lieu. I almost shot coffee out my nose. Just wasn’t what I was expecting, I guess.
Oh, come on, Pool! It’s just common knowledge.
–Deathllama
(6-4, 178lbs, desperately wanting this to become common knowledge.)
At 6’4" I’m guessing you need at least another pound, pound and a half for this to be true.
Holy shat, you’re one lean dude!