And where would we all be if I had not invented porn???
Esprix says that Esprix invented the word “esprix,” and Esprix is pretty happy about that, right, Esprix? Riiiiiiiiiiiight…
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
Ask the Gay Guy!
I believe you. Someone had to invent it.
I invented PostIts and LiquidPaper 
Serial Poster Girl
http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/gregspizza/index.html
Hey, Cessandra, have you checked out www.opendiary.com? It lets you design the aestetics of your diary. I am SwimmingRiddles. I need to post over there more often.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Master“I remember my brother Nels…and my little sister Dagmar… and of course, Papa. But most of all, I invented Velcro.”
Oh we were trolling along,
On MPSIMS
You could hear the posters whining
“Just don’t feed him…”
Then ol’ Wally spoke up:
“D-N-F-T!”
But everyone still fed him,
Like you and me.
Til he joined the pit,
For to harrass
Til the day when Ed Zotti
Went and banned his ass.
barbershop finish: He banned his ass…
Sweet Basil
SRB will get you girls!!
Yeah, I saw that one. I looked at all of the internet diaries I could find before I chose diaryland. It’s very flexible, and I could make it fit in perfectly on my website. Plus, no ads.