I invented velcro

bow before me, I invented velcro
http://www.angelfire.com/me2/devohouse/index.html


“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

You know there are some really neat free online diaries out there, and they’re much easier than updating a webpage like you have. Mine is hosted on diaryland (http://cessandra.diaryland.com). You can also try scribble, my dear diary, etc.

Or, if you want to keep the format you have, you can try a weblog like pitas.


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Wait, a better way to get to my diary is through my frames: http://envy.nu/cessandra/diary.html


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

No, you didn’t. I see that you refer to Germans as nazis on your page as well. Well thats really impressive. If it is a joke, it is not very funny.

my way is much more flexible


“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

Germans?
WHO SAID GERMANS!

MY GRANDDAD BEAT UP SOME JERRY IN WWII!


“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

From your page.
O:49 Pacific, 15 April, 2000:
“Yeah no wonder most greepeace dudes are from Germany. Damn nazi minkeys!”

uh huh

Damn green peace dudes!


“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

Cass I downloaded felix…he is pretty cute…


One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

Oh, yeah? Well, I invented oxygen! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, velcro boy! And the very next day, just for an encore, I built the sun in my backyard! And not a moment too soon, either. Fortunately, the moon was full that day, so I could see what I was doing. Not bad for an environmentalist of German descent, eh? And what’s the deal with the Nazi stuff, anyhow? Just because you still think it’s 1943 don’t make it so, my friend. So you can just take your little velour et crochet patches and stick them in your ears to hold your brain together. I hereby award the Iron Cross of sheer unadulterated stupidity to… The Sip’n Fly!


Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph.

Isn’t he, aha? I have a puppy, too, if you want it.


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Sure cass would love to have a puppy…but you have to help clean up the puppy poopy ok?

And congrats on your coming marriage!


One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

Oh thank you!

What’s your email so I can send it to ya?


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

neuro-trash:

I invented Cheese
BEAT THAT

if you don’t like cheese, you’re a nazi


“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

You lie, Fly. Quit calling people nazis, its not funny and neither are you.

Neuro-trash, I worship you. But you know you couldn’t have built the sun if I hadn’t created gravity by expelling a large cloud of gravitons from my blackheads. After all, before you discovered superglue in your armpit hair that fateful morning there really was no other way of holding things together.

Let’s work together on Sip’nFlypaper!

I invented the concept of invention


“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

Re: Puppies,

when my beloved and I walk to work we can hear our hounds howling the “we’ve got thel ocked down in the basement hound-dog blues…”

Spit 'n Cry, if you have any concept of reality whatsoever, you drop the Nazi remarks RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

If your grandfather did indeed “beat up some Gerry” in WWII, he sure as hell didn’t teach you what he learned from it. Either that, or he was just as stupid as you are.

Take it from someone who knows: Germans these days are not Nazis. Any further remark from you that can be construed as such will result in a huge flame in the Pit.

Idiot.

(Sorry for cursing Euty, but this is the sort of ignorance I detest the most.)

Does anyone know what this post is about?

BTW I invented the internet not Al Gore so you should all thank me for this wonderful new device that allows us to look up vast amounts of information…and…uhh…
coughporn*cough…