“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
Oh, yeah? Well, I invented oxygen! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, velcro boy! And the very next day, just for an encore, I built the sun in my backyard! And not a moment too soon, either. Fortunately, the moon was full that day, so I could see what I was doing. Not bad for an environmentalist of German descent, eh? And what’s the deal with the Nazi stuff, anyhow? Just because you still think it’s 1943 don’t make it so, my friend. So you can just take your little velour et crochet patches and stick them in your ears to hold your brain together. I hereby award the Iron Cross of sheer unadulterated stupidity to… The Sip’n Fly!
Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph.
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
Neuro-trash, I worship you. But you know you couldn’t have built the sun if I hadn’t created gravity by expelling a large cloud of gravitons from my blackheads. After all, before you discovered superglue in your armpit hair that fateful morning there really was no other way of holding things together.
“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”
Spit 'n Cry, if you have any concept of reality whatsoever, you drop the Nazi remarks RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
If your grandfather did indeed “beat up some Gerry” in WWII, he sure as hell didn’t teach you what he learned from it. Either that, or he was just as stupid as you are.
Take it from someone who knows: Germans these days are not Nazis. Any further remark from you that can be construed as such will result in a huge flame in the Pit.
Idiot.
(Sorry for cursing Euty, but this is the sort of ignorance I detest the most.)
BTW I invented the internet not Al Gore so you should all thank me for this wonderful new device that allows us to look up vast amounts of information…and…uhh… coughporn*cough…