Lie about yourself

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You know that game “Royal Match” you play on your phone, where you have to save the King from all kinds of diabolical traps?

Well, I’m the voice of the King. Here, I’ll prove it to you:
“Help me!”

I got paid a ton of money for it!

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I live with my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

3

That Nigerian prince has sent me $250,000!

4

Excuse me, I have an appointment at NASA.
Getting prepared to go into space is just so tedious and time consuming.

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I’m sorry, but I’m much too suave, smart and sophisticated to participate in a thread such as this.

6

While doing Shakespeare in the Park in Perth, I inadvertently created the curse of the Scottish Play.

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I cannot tell a lie

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I have personally visited or sailed around every single one of the 5,187 islands in the British Isles.

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I’m really lazy; I’d rather lie about the house.

10

I lost part of my finger in a mild gardening gnome accident.

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I invented string cheese, and donate all of the royalties to a possum rehabilitation center.

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I am the humblest person in the World!

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I invented the cheese string, which is like a G string but made out of delicious cheese.

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I invented the G string. A through F strings were embarrassing failures, but at G, I managed to get everything just right.

15

I’m tall

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I invented the crowbar.
Before that crows just had to drink at home.

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I run a 2,000 acre sanctuary where ownerless houses can roam free.

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I’m pretty tall for my height but not too heavy for my weight.

19

I onely mad it thru the thurd graad;

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Mayonnaise is my favorite condiment.