As I said in another thread, they did that because they had already told Belchick to stop doing it and he kept doing it anyway. It was a pissing contest. They were showing him who the boss was. It had nothing to do with “cheating.”
Actually, the NFL says there is NOT any such evidence. The Pats are just getting swiftboated for having bigger dicks and hotter girlfriends than everybody else.
if God get is too distracted? What the fuck does that even mean?
You are absolutely not allowed to make comments like this after your team loses. It just sounds like a whiny bitch-rant. “Yeah?! Yeah!!! Well we still have bigger dicks! So what if we looked like high school girls out there on the field? WE HAVE BIGGER DICKS!!!”
My team is the Vikings. We have tiny dicks.
Oh God, I’m so sorry. I take it back.
The Patriots still don’t have big dicks, though. They just look bigger in the referees’ tiny hands.
If God sees every sparrow fall, then the crushing sack of a douchebag shouldn’t escape his eye either.
Don’t feel bad. The cold does it to everyone.
Is that why Smoot had to use that double headed dildo on the Love Boat?
I just wanna know why everything has to turn into a theological debate around here.
Now that’s the sort of theology I can get behind.
Because God says so.
Hey, better Tuckerfan than Fred Phelps.
[Dr. Evil] “A shark… with laser beams attached to its head?” [/Dr. Evil]
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this scenario is likeliest to happen in Miami, which is located on a peninsula surrounded by ocean waters with lots of sharks in them, and gets enough tornadoes and waterspouts to keep things interesting, like in a game of “Simcity” when the player goes into an angry Jehovah mode and destroys his creation. So keep an eye on those away games in Pro Player Stadium! 
Easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than a smug Patriots team win the fucking Superbowl.
God bless all underdogs.
And if Jesus were a QB, I bet he’d have shown up for practice.