[QUOTE=Jackknifed Juggernaut]
Yeah, the NFL just randomly takes away 1st round draft picks, and levies heavy fines, for no apparent reason. :rolleyes:
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As I said in another thread, they did that because they had already told Belchick to stop doing it and he kept doing it anyway. It was a pissing contest. They were showing him who the boss was. It had nothing to do with “cheating.”
Actually, the NFL says there is NOT any such evidence. The Pats are just getting swiftboated for having bigger dicks and hotter girlfriends than everybody else.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
I just wanna know why the fuck God would be paying attention a football game? Seems to me there’s more important things out there for Him to worry about. You know, like global warming, Iraq, Bush, and shit, just about everything you can think of. I mean, aren’t we at risk of the entire universe flying apart if God get’s too distracted?
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if God get is too distracted? What the fuck does that even mean?
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
Actually, the NFL says there is NOT any such evidence. The Pats are just getting swiftboated for having bigger dicks and hotter girlfriends than everybody else.
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You are absolutely not allowed to make comments like this after your team loses. It just sounds like a whiny bitch-rant. “Yeah?! Yeah!!! Well we still have bigger dicks! So what if we looked like high school girls out there on the field? WE HAVE BIGGER DICKS!!!”
[QUOTE=Mosier]
You are absolutely not allowed to make comments like this after your team loses. It just sounds like a whiny bitch-rant. “Yeah?! Yeah!!! Well we still have bigger dicks! So what if we looked like high school girls out there on the field? WE HAVE BIGGER DICKS!!!”
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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
I just wanna know why the fuck God would be paying attention a football game? Seems to me there’s more important things out there for Him to worry about. You know, like global warming, Iraq, Bush, and shit, just about everything you can think of. I mean, aren’t we at risk of the entire universe flying apart if God get’s too distracted?
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If God sees every sparrow fall, then the crushing sack of a douchebag shouldn’t escape his eye either.
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
My team is the Vikings. We have tiny dicks.
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Is that why Smoot had to use that double headed dildo on the Love Boat?
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
I just wanna know why the fuck God would be paying attention a football game? Seems to me there’s more important things out there for Him to worry about. You know, like global warming, Iraq, Bush, and shit, just about everything you can think of. I mean, aren’t we at risk of the entire universe flying apart if God get’s too distracted?
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I just wanna know why everything has to turn into a theological debate around here.
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
If God sees every sparrow fall, then the crushing sack of a douchebag shouldn’t escape his eye either.
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Now that’s the sort of theology I can get behind.
[QUOTE=essell]
Who the fuck do you think you are to define what God thinks is important and what’s not? You think God bases his prioritories on what you think?
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[QUOTE=Mosier]
The only way it could have been better is if a shark fell from the sky and swallowed Tom Brady whole as it plummetted to the earth.
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[Dr. Evil] “A shark… with laser beams attached to its head?” [/Dr. Evil]
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this scenario is likeliest to happen in Miami, which is located on a peninsula surrounded by ocean waters with lots of sharks in them, and gets enough tornadoes and waterspouts to keep things interesting, like in a game of “Simcity” when the player goes into an angry Jehovah mode and destroys his creation. So keep an eye on those away games in Pro Player Stadium!
