I just ate 3 mushrooms

shakes head in total reminiscence… There’s NO WAY I would ever want to do the mushroom experience again… Too many hours of just wanting to ring the hospital to admit myself and have my stomach pumped because I felt so incredily sick, plus seeing my cat ripped to shreds by a huge dog, and fur laying all over the front lawn, having a shower and seeing my reflection in the mirror (through the steam that covered the surface of the mirror, and thinking half my face was peeling off… total freak-out!) … Hours and hours of total panic and non-enjoyment… although I must admit after about 4 hours I sat down and played at my piano (even though the keys of my piano seemed to stretch out before me and then curve behind me, yet I could still comfortably reach ALL the notes!!! Umm-yeah sure… but that’s how it looked and felt, OK?!) Once things settled down it was a total blast… but, no sadly perhaps, I won’t tread down THAT path again!

Anyway, enjoy, all those that wish to indulge… I prefer to stay coherent (shickered, perhaps, but still moreso coherent)! :cool:

Thank og there was no SDMB in my day, My first trip* I phoned my then GF and gave her the Homer treatment, oops.

Tips:

  1. Don’t look in a mirror.
  2. Re-constructing the whole universe on your own is hard work, you may want to reconsider
    *acid mushrooms scared me.

What brought on this flashback? Was someone searching the archives for “Shoehorn Butterhorse”?

Homer’s Odyssey - :smiley: - nice one!

Oh man, I feel like I just stumpled across a classic SDMB thread. What else can be said where the OP goes from

I’m going to do some mushrooms, back in a little bit…

to

…I’m subcontracting my breathing out to a guy in Pittsburg.

Holy shit that was funny. Reminds me of the good old days.

IIRC, it was nigh on 3 years ago, there was a clump of about 20-30. I just left them in the garden.

that would have defiantly spoilt our picking buzz but I do remember having to stay in Johnny Fox’s pub out of our heads waiting on the bus to come.

:wink: :smiley:

Ya know, we really hate it when people bring up old threads.

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