I'm drunker sthan shit so read this thread if you yeah okay.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So today i was fix9ing a power window fir o a firnd and we went to te bad paret of town adn this guy (he was pakistani, my friend is indian) wa slike “htey he part is 65.” and my f4iend was like “it was 55.” and so then I was lik how much is it over there and he was like 60. so i was like go over tere. the guy6 was like “fuck you ch3ap bastard” so I was like “hey fuck you!” nd he was like “get bac k here you ,mohter fukcers!” and we left then we were at tghis plac3e and a train was in the way and we got tire of waiting so we ju,-ped the train (yeah we climbed through a moving train kick ass)_ and we got the part and fixd his window now I’m drunk. Orange cola is best to chase southern comfort fuck yeah I"ve had so manuy shots tonite it’s not even gunny. I can’t bearely ekep my eyes open. We formed a cover band. I can play:

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so i’m pretty afr i can also play “rock yo0uir socks off” intro so okay then, baby!

Everyne is soupooosed to come over and pass out here I say so it should be okay.

i drakn a 5th of Souther n comvfort so I’m fuciked up i used orange sda as achcaser. everyone is going to get drunk and pass out there.

we almost got shot by that p;akistani motherfucker. Damn. I’m a mouhy SOB I should watch out. Alcohol rules!!!

–Tim mother fuckder deutsch mon,meuy.

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I liked you better on 'shrooms. Easier to understand.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re gonna shoot yourself for this one tomorrow.

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Homer, do you ever learn? EVER?

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i neer learn doe ytou you sick mother uvkcerui’m drun ki took like 210 thoss havey ou? goddamn you. the ultimate fightret championshiopt. hey man. let’s wrestle. i’m all up for it. bsaby.

–Tim!:"!!::!LKJ!L:KJ!

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::giggling madly:: You poor, poor bastard. I can’t wait to see what you post in the morning… :smiley:

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I think Tim is better in the abstract than in, uh, the Concrete! :smiley:

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Hey, at least he has better spelling and grammar than RosieWolf and Idnew. :slight_smile:

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Homer darling, why can’t you be like the rest of us and get drunk and then call an ex and berate them for ruining your life? This drunken posting is amusing to me, sure, but you must be embarrassed in the morning.

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Tim, honey, I’m starting to worry about you :wink:

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Tim you suck you mother fucker!!! You have outdone me for sure in drunk posts!! I hate you bastard!!! Your on my bastard list!! Bastard!!

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Damn you Tim, you make me want to get zooed!!

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I wonder if someone should take Coldfire’s title . . .

Naw.

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Let’s not miss the real genius here: chasing SoCo with orange soda. That’s brillant. I’m going to have to try that.

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Well, at least he posted this in the right forum. If he was reeeeeeally drunk he would have stuck it in great debates.

And he is right. Climbing through a moving train really does kick ass. Major ass.

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This is why I am happy being a non-drinker.

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Hmmm… Can you say Hangover?

Orange pop chasers? That’s going to look pretty nifty when it makes the return trip. And Homer? It will make the return trip. You cannot be that messed up and not vomit.

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I always enjoy reading your unsober threads, Tim. :slight_smile:

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If you really love someone, let them go.
If they don’t come back,
call them up at three o’clock in the morning.

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At least

isn’t going to be caught be profanity filter anywhere, a coherence filter on the other hand…
I’m amazed you can get a quote right, I usually figure some way to screw them up sober. Maybe we should ask babblefish to create a drunk to sober translator. :slight_smile: