what brand of orange soda did you use, homer?
something available nationwide or generic orange po?
curiosity will be the death of me
Southern Comfort? You call THAT drinking? Wuss!
I’m bumping this baby back up, I just HAVE to see his reaction in the morning 
More like the afternoon from the sounds of it 
More like the afternoon from the sounds of it
I’m once again taking bets on when Homer will wake up, read this, and go “Oh my LORD…”
I say noon.
(And Coldfire - the REAL way to get drunk is on JD, right? ;))
It’s nice to see someone drunk on the internet – you get the advantage of the fascinating conversation without the nervousness of wondering where the person is going to yack in your house next.
As far as the choice of beverage, I’ll have to agree with Falcon and Coldfire. But I may have to put on a skirt one night and try that orange/SoCo combo. (a figurative skirt, mind you )
It is amazing how clear Homer’s drunken ‘speech’ is, even though, at first glance, it looks like just a jumble of letters. He truly has a gift. Usually, I can barely understand my friends drunken talking – I couldn’t even imagine putting a laptop in front of one of them and saying “Communicate with me!” I would probably get a liquid response.
Whoa, whoa! Let’s not get all upity and start dissin’ the SoCo! Why, I was just mentioning the other day that that was my favorite thing to get…ummm…messed up with. Sittin’ on the porch on a hot summer’s day (just me and my posse and MCA) whoops, sorry 'bout that. But really, on a hot day, just relaxing with a bottle of SoCo… Man, you can just let the world drift away. Sometimes it even seems to have a hallucinagenic effect. Maybe that’s just me though. Anything good enough for Janis is good enough for me.
YO! HOOOOMMMEEEERRRR!
HOW’S THE HEAD THIS MORNING? OH - SORRY I REALLY DIDN’T THINK I WAS TALKING THAT LOUD!!!
Southern Comfort and orange, whew! I wish I had a morning after picture of this one! Go have a couple of tylenol and a tuna/green olive and chocolate milkshake.
later, Tom
How true. Homer, you never fail to entertain us. How’s that head of yours doing today?
tsk, tsk
This is sad…
Remeber Homer, Pedialyte and greasy Mexican food will cure whats ailing ya.
Are you awake yet Homer?? I’m curious as to how many times you puked last night and how your head feels this morning. You probably feel pretty shitty.
How anyone can type when they’re that drunk is beyond me. It doesn’t matter if the letters are all messed up… he was still typing. I can’t even turn my computer on when I’m that drunk let alone find this board and post to it. You’re good Homer!
LMAOPIMP That makes no sense!
Oh my fucking GOD I got so drunk last night. Falc, again, you rule at predicting when I’ll wake up. I honestly don’t remember anything past about 10:30-11. I woke up in my bed at 7 fully dressed, so I peeled off my clothes and crawled under the covers.
I got no headache, but I’m still so shaky I can hardly type straight.
EVERYONE DRANK MY FUCKING SODA! I started the night with four cases of assorted soda, right now, I’ve got around 1.5-2 cases left. FUCK!
Okay: Let me translate this thread.
Yesterday, I was fixing my friend’s power window. We needed a part, so we went to a part store in a bad part of town. The guy HAD quoted my friend 55, but tried to charge 65. I was like “Daniel, how much was it at [that other place]?” “55.” “Fuck it, let’s go there.” We turned around and walked away, and the guy behind the counter starts mumbling shit. I catch “Fuck you, cheap bastards.” So as I walk out, I turn and say “Hey, fuck you, too!” He ran around the counter and started screaming at us to “get back here! Get back in here!” As we were pulling away, he was dialing someone up on his phone and glaring at us. Then, we went to the other parts store. Right in front of the store is train tracks. There was a slow moving train across the tracks. We waited for like 15 minutes for the train to get done, but we still couldn’t see an end to it, so Daniel parked his car and we climbed through the train and bought the part.
The best soda to chase SoCo is generic orange. Brand doesn’t seem to matter, but I’d stay away from ‘citrus-y’ ones made from real juice. The faker the orange flavor, the better.
I’m in a cover band, as I’ve announced, and I can play about 15 chords (woooo, that’s alot!).
I don’t know what my sign-off says, or why.
Hoo-baby! Off to eat my pizza!
Oh, yeah, that other thread I started… I remember wanting to talk about how fascinating it is to yack and poop at the same time, because every squeeze of the stomach, something comes out both ends… 
I only puked once for about 2 minutes. I vomited up a burrito. It was bright orange.
Time to go ask everyone what I did last night.
–Tim
I would just like to know what “if you yeah okay” means.
Yeah! (Southern Comfort and orange soda? I guess I’ll have to try that.) Anyway, yeah! There is nothing wrong with Southern Comfort. A little orange juice and sloe gin… That reminds me, I’m out of OJ. ::makes note to pick up some orange soda, too:: Did you ever feel just really pathetic getting drunk on a Tuesday night? Ummm, afternoon.
For his next trick, Homer will post while undergoing minor surgery.
I could achieve the same effect by banging my forehead on the keyboard & randomly posting letters.
And I wouldn’t vomit on your Persian rug afterwards, either… :wally
Homer: Just out of curiosity, do you remember anything that you said to me last night in chat?
OH OH!!! jumping up and down arms flailing
I REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID!!!
I just hope HE doesn’t! LOL
Andygirl: Uh… sorta. Something about lesbian porn?
I’m so ashamed!
–Tim