I just ate a triple Whopper

[Turek]

@Scylla

I got a triple whopper and some large onion rings. I went home disassembled the Whopper (the put these things together in a haphazard fashion, and if the patties are not perfectly aligned the burger can slide apart.) In between each pattie I layed three onion rings. I squirted some extra ketchup and tabasco on it.

I’d rather be waterboarded.

[Rico]

I still chuckle about a review I read when BK introduced the “Angry Whopper,” basically a whopper with jalapeños and hot sauce.

The reviewer claimed that the “Angry Whopper” was misnamed and should heretofore be known as “The Mildly-Annoyed Whopper.”