[QUOTE=Barbarian]
The only reason to eat a chicken liver is because someone stole your cat and you can’t be bothered to walk out to the compost heap.
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I’ll be stealing this.
Repeatedly.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
It burst like a juicy grape and there was an awful taste in my mouth. A sharp taste that hit the back of my tongue. Not acidic, but… have you ever accidentally got a taste of rubbing alcohol? Really bitter.
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Why did you have to describe this in vile detail? Why? WHY??
Yeah, to get your answer, I know. But…damn you.
[QUOTE=GuanoLad]
His name is not a coincidence - he’s the SDMB chicken expert.
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Wow, I feel so special! Guess I should finish getting lettered so my expertise is official 
And yeah, I’m a female. “Pullet” is the word for a young female chicken who isn’t a baby, but hasn’t started laying eggs yet.
ETA: Nothing weird with eating chicken livers. If I hadn’t had pathology classes first, I’d probably like them myself. And, it would have made pathology more delicious.
[QUOTE=jjimm]
And of course, bile is often a component of vomit. So you ate chicken puke.
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The top layer of which he then regurgitated. It’s like anti-gravity juice.
[QUOTE=Pullet]
isn’t a baby, but hasn’t started laying eggs yet.
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TMI alert!!! :eek:
(J/K Pullet. 
)
[QUOTE=vetbridge]
TMI alert!!! :eek:
(J/K Pullet. )
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Well, I haven’t produced a good table egg yet. I’da been culled ages ago 
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
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You’re welcome.
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That is, quite possibly, the most awesome thing ever.