That is fantastic. Way to go!
I was about to ask what subject it was in, until I noticed the preposition.
By “just earned”, do you mean that you’ve defended your thesis, that the paperwork has cleared with the college, or that you’ve had the hooding ceremony?
Eh, what’s up Doc?
Yay!!!
Congratulations. And special fist-bump on getting your life back!
Congratulations!
And I think “jes’ sayin” is a fine philosophy to live by.
That almost caused a tea-all-over-keyboard catastrophe.
That’s wonderful! What did you do your dissertation on?
Yes, congratulations, but thesis titles are the kitten pictures of new Ph.D. threads.
So Doc, I get a pain in my soul when I consider the meaninglessness of existence. Do you got anything for that?
So maybe you can answer this question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Did you attend the University of Woolloomooloo? I hear they have a excellent Philosophy Department there.
No more typos for you!
Congrats, Dr. Frylock. That’s pretty cool.
Congratulations!
And yes, I would like fries with that. 
Some of their rules are a little homophobic though.
ETA: OP rawks 
Congratulation!
Ya know, my my sense of right and wrong has been getting a little fuzzy lately. You got a pill for that?
What is the sound of an old man applauding your achievement?
That’s the very sound I’m making.
Congratulations.
I had an uncle who was in the Philosophy department at Weber State…sadly, he’s no longer with us. That means there is an opening. Can I call you Uncle Frylock?
Congrats!
Congrats!
Congratulations!