I just found out I don't qualify for the Economic Stimulus Rebate.

I haven’t gotten my stimulus check yet either, but a couple of months ago I got a letter saying that in a couple of months I would get ANOTHER letter, and that THAT letter would tell me something about a stimulus check that I would get after that.

So I won’t know what I think of Bush until I get my letter.

Giving away money [sub]sort of[/sub] and TV sets [sub]sort of[/sub]… Isn’t this place great?

That’s my lawn, Mister!

You have my permission to remain. But only as fertilizer.

Shhh. Haven’t you been listening for the past 7+ years? Deficit spending good! Look how well we’re doing! We’re giving away free money! Pay no attention to that recession behind the curtain!

Just do what any good CEO would do. Jump ship and move to Canada right before it crashes. With a big severance package if possible.

Sure, I don’t see why not–I declare undocumented income all the time, since I do freelance work and not everyone sends a 1099-misc, but I still have to pay taxes on it. Agent Foxtrot may very well have made some ebay income or something that can help him qualify.

Me, too. Sucks but whatever.

Morons.

I feel this pain too, but not too bad. I have trouble feeling sorry for myself over the whole “we made too much money to qualify for the rebate” thing - I really can’t be surprised when someone making less than $3000 in a year is incited by this statement to throw tomatos at me.

(“Oh my, I just got mud on my $500 shoes and now they are absolutely ruined! And my Mercedes is going to need BRAKES, goddamnit” are not exactly expressions that are going to garner a lot of sympathy from most people. Not that I own $500 shoes or drive a Mercedes, so keeping my mouth shut on complaints like that is pretty easy.)

You misspelled “[Democratically controlled] Congress”.

Not everything is Bush’s fault, you know. Anyway, sorry it didn’t work out for you.

I don’t know where I stand. I haven’t gotten a check yet-- does that mean I didn’t qualify.

I don’t think the checks are being mailed out until July. (So said a recorded message I got the other day when calling the IRS about an unrelated matter.)

Where can I check to see if my stimulus money has been denied?

I have’t seen my money yet either, and now I’m worrying. (The IRS FAQ page seemed awefully generic.)

That, and if you got your regular return direct deposited, but filed through TurboTax, your stimulus check will be mailed, not direct deposited.

They’ve already started mailing the checks, actually. Here is the schedule.

http://www.irs.gov/app/espc/

woops. Missed that. Thanks. :slight_smile:

But I have to warn you. I heard some where that if you make less than $3000 a year you get nothing.

That might not be the best option. As a percentage of GDP, Canada’s national debt is much higher than that of the US.

:confused: This is what we did – our check was direct deposited.

I’m assuming you’re talking about your 2007 income. As I understand it, if your 2008 income is enough that you would qualify, you’ll be able to get the tax rebate when you file your 2008 taxes. The rebate is a one-time credit for 2008 but the IRS is using your 2007 info as an estimate to send the money now.

Come tax time in 2009, people who got the rebate but shouldn’t (i.e. they qualified based on their 2007 income but made too much in 2008) won’t have to pay it back and people who didn’t get the rebate but should have (i.e. they didn’t qualify based on their 2007 income [like you] but did make enough in 2008) will be able to claim it on their tax return.

Don’t know if this makes you feel any better. :slight_smile:

I’m not eligible this year because my parents claimed as a dependent for 2007 but I guess I may be able to get it for 2008? I’m confused and the IRS website doesn’t really address my question. Hey, if I’m going to have to pay taxes to make up for the rebate, then I want my “free” money, too.