http://www.babyfay.piczo.com/?cr=1&rfm=y
Anyone care to challenge me?
Bastard for making me look at that. Someone needs to send that to SA so it can be the awful link of the day.
Oh… Lord… Reminds me of the preview for that new show on WE I see previews for (No, I don’t watch it, I see the previews on other cable channels). The show is called “stupid spoiled daddy’s girls”, or something along those lines.
I think this quote from her guestbook speaks volumnes:
Wow, usually those things are exaggerated by the person reporting it. You my friend, have indeed located the ugliest website in the world (and it was so slow loading too). It is so bad that it did one wraparound for the so bad it’s cool thing but then it just kept going around several more times.
May I ask, why were you stalking this person in the first place?
And I thought my first website circa 1995 was scary.
I didn’t even know you could make links bounce like that. :eek:
Um, yeah…
But I agree that shit is ugly. You win.
Someone posted it on a deviantART message board (in response to someone complaining about so-called “web designers”, hee). I would not be surprised if it were already mildly famous.
I’m surprised this isn’t a parody.
Eep! And it has those old-style cartoon dolls with those barbie-doll bases that no doller in her right mind uses anymore (and I don’t even know where it comes from). Wonder how old the stie is though, those dolls used to be EVERYWHERE. I’m not gonna go back to try and find out though.
No, you win.
You win. I wouldn’t want to find a worse site.
Hey! She made a sequel!
http://fcukin-fine.piczo.com
That girl is all class. Oh, and 14 years old.
Nah, youse guys are pikers. That site is NOTHING compared to the one that a friend’s husband did for her business. He broke every Web design rule in the book. The tone of her site needed to be soft and subdued, and instead it looked like a cheap hooker on crack. Flashing text, animated gifs, no unity of color, fonts, design . . . Seriously, it looked like a mockup of ALL THE THINGS YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT ON A WEB PAGE. Thank God she divorced him (for other reasons, although I wouldn’t have blamed her). Because she had no one else to do it, I did up a quickie site that was no prize winner, but at least it was consistent. Now she has a very nice site done by a real designer.
But that old site is gone forever. You’re welcome.
Are you implying that the crazy bitch actually followed some rules of web design? Except of course, the obvious ones, like remembering to include an
tag?Pink glittery shit all over the screen, JAVA popups, links hopping all over the place, internet ratspeak, what’s not to love?
Wow, that site is really “ace”. By the way, what the fuck “ace” mean? I’m 22 and I feel like the stereotypical middle aged “kids with there music these days” guy. And my vision has resembled that of a demagnatized TV since clicking that link.
Ok. Fess up. Who (besides me) left comments in her guestbook? I can tell because of proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation that the other commenters don’t seem to have.
Oh thank Og, one of the pictures on the site has one of them there backwards dates, so they’re not our problem!
Holy…
O_O
EVERYTHING MOVES! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! head explodes
Really, I though the title of this thread would be an exaggeration. But no, that does look like it could be the ugliest website in the world.
It reminds me of the website my sister made when she was 13 or 14. One of the things that makes this person’s website uglier than my sister’s is that this person, sadly, apparently knows how to (mis)use HTML.