Check this out:
http://www.execpc.com/~suden/index.html
Warning: my processor has almost ground to a halt under the burden of animating the background images on this page.
Gotta favorite tacky web page?
** This site** has some gloriously tacky New Age artwork which, personally, I find laughable. But the psychic concerned has the last laugh - check out that rate card!
Sorry guys, but this one still takes the cake.
Someone posted it earlier on the SDMB and it is a classic.
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
Enjoy!
http://expage.com/groovygirlsdolls
http://www.expage.com/lotsadolls2000
http://lilqt.diz.nu/
http://www.expage.com/zoombabiez
And to answer the inevitable-YES, I DO make cartoon dolls-but mine are much cuter:
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/flapperwithcig.gif
(this one was drawn from scratch-except for the body, which was made with layers from a photograph)
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/flyingrosedoll2.gif
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/meascartoondolllabel.gif
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/redheadineveninggown1.gif
*
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/roseinherboardingsuitldoll1.gif
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/regencydoll2.gif
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/rosedeckgowndoll.gif
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/princessleiaceremony.gif
http://players.gamernic.com/Guinastasia/gingerdoll1.gif
*(drawn from scratch using an original Titanic picture and layers, thankyouverymuch!)
SEEEE…mine are CUUUTE!!!
You want a tacky webpage? These people will make one for you - and charge you an arm and a leg for it!
Before Amazing Gro-Monster’s page had loaded, I was saying, “Ahh! Stop! You’re! Giving! Me! A! Seizure!”
ianzin’s gets special bonus points for having each page’s entire content in one big image.
I dunno, minlokwat, the content is surely tacky, but the design isn’t too bad–except for that surgical-green background, though that strikes me as more inappropriately utilitarian than tacky, per se.
Guin, my browser could not properly digest most of the pages you linked to but that in itself has got to add tackiness points. What I did see, I found tacky. Bravo! I especially like the one who said over and over “DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE THESE I WORKED REALLY HARD COLLECTING THEM” Nothing urges compliance like a run-on sentence in all caps. However, I feel compelled to copy and redistribute her stuff anyway, since she did not follow this sentence with fifteen exclamation points, and everyone knows that without exclamation points, you’re not really serious. Who made her the boss of cartoon dolls anyway? Hrmph.
Also, one of those sites tricked me into clicking on ad that popped up a gazillion windows, including one of those with the title bar off the top of the screen (I hate that). Hey, I was looking at a page of mutilated HTML coding with a cutesy pink animated background, and a graphic at the top that says, “Click to Enter!” It’s not really deceptive advertising, 'cause they didn’t say what you’d be entering. I have only myself, and the relentless tackiness of free webpages, to blame.
Your images worked fine, though, Guinastasia though I confess that I remain Unclear on the Concept. I can find pages on how to make them, but they are all silent on the subject of why on earth you would want to. 
No offense. I’m just confused. And somewhat girly-impaired, so it might not make sense to me even after you explain it.
cazzle, I like. I was wondering, what are those lame spider graphics for? Is it a Halloween theme? Then I realized, the world wide WEB. Spiders live on WEBS! Just like computers! Ah! So very clever! So clever, in fact, that it was done to DEATH in the EARLY NINTIES, and no one has been lame enough to associate spiders with the Web since then. Mmmm, moist and tacky.
I’m reminded of another long-time fave of mine, from the “ridiculously unprofessional, and completely lacking any color scheme” category: [link deleted–TVeblen]
They bought a domain name, and actually paid for a sponsored link on Google, and it’s almost impossible to figure out what they’re about, or to find the information they promise to provide–but they have lots of cheesy images, so I guess that justifies a web presence!
http://www.sfdt.com/
Not in the least bit tacky, but I thought I’d put it up here for the following reasons:
1/ This site rules.
2/ Seizurebots is excellent, so I wanna keep this thread nice and prominant in the hope of seeing more like that.
3/ Er, I’m trying to build up to 100 posts nice and quickly.
4/ This site rules.
Thanks for listening.
In minlokwat’s defense, Peter Pan recently toned down the cheese in his site
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan
The original was a much better candidate.
lol. I just made seizure robots is my new browser home page. The other people how use this computer will bow to me. Thanks to Magic-Gro Monster
Sonofa… “how” should of course be who.
ROTFLMAO…
these are some of the funniest ones I’ve seen in a long time. Melanie Griffith, Seizure Bots, etc…
Thanks I need a really good chuckle today.
I’ll see if I can find site for Smelly Feat and Smelly Food.
No reason-just for fun. I like to make them of famous people, or old fashioned vintage style clothing, or something. I just think they’re cute.
Fuck you, Peterpan! The bastard froze my computer!
Stupid pixi!!!
My apologies, but this just gives me the willies for some reason:
I’m hoping you mean this as a joke… right? 'Cause I’d really hate to have to start yet another Pit thread…
Esprix
Well of course it gives people the willies, 'sprix. I mean, you haven’t updated since like, 1999, and it’s on AOHELL!!! tsk tsk tsk.
d&r
TO: minlokwat
FROM: Chickenhead
RE: Peter Pan Site
Yikes.
No way, Esprix is just showing off how he got to play Linus. I wish I could find some pictures of me being Freezing Breeze – then we’d have a website!
Anyway, I’m not sure if this website is tacky, or just plain brilliant. It’s still my favorite.
“Vinna kinky rooooligt”