As if my hometown didn’t have enough of an image problem already, Vespa Memphis is lowering the bar for all of us. It’s not as bad as those piczo sites, but these folks are expecting you to give them your money on the basis of that site.
Walking looks better and better.
Aww, the poor gun kid. He seems somewhat annoyed at the guestbook. Poor wee lad.
snigger snort chortle bahahahahahahah
Scarily though, he looks like my cousin.
Don’t sweat it too much. The gun is fake. He’s just a stupid punk.
I officially fear for the future now. sigh
One of my best friend’s sister has a site that could rival this one. I used to have a link several years ago (on my old pc) but thankfully no longer have it. Otherwise, I know I could give you a run for your money. Maybe I will get her to send me that link again just to keep things interesting…gimme until tomorrow! 
Until then, though…you win. Just don’t hold your breath…I am a contendah! 
Ahhh… holy crap. I ROBBED THESE LOL.
No, no, this is one of the ugliest websites ever. FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE;LIFE FORCE, THE INTIMATE INDEX OF ELAINE L. SCHULZ
It’s so bad that I’ve actually remembered it for years, even sans bookmark.