grumble, grumble
It’s not like I was hurting anyone by running behind my cart and then jumping up onto the bar and flinging my arms wide to glide through the produce section shouting “I’m King of the world!!!”
grumble, grumble
Yeah, really. You didn’t, er, befoul the cheese section or anything? That grocery store way overreacted.
Weirddave, you need to learn to juggle produce. That’ll settle their hash! 
{speaker voice]Security to Aisle 1 ![/speaker voice]
Hey! Maybe you should have just told them who you were. Just have said, “I’m WEIRDdave, and, er…uh…”
Nevermind.
You, sir, are what I aspire to be.
something i did in august, much like what u did. i ripped my shirt pretty bad 2. grumble grumble
lol, forgot to include the page id.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82591
sorry about that.
It’s not like you were stepping on the fruit.
Oh, I do this kind of stuff all the time.
Another good one is to turn the misters over the veggies around so they mist the customers insteead of the veggies.
Also fun:
Take one can out of a 6-pack of beer and one out of a 6-pack of soda and switch them.
Did you, by any chance, attempt to negotiate with the authorities?
That was you?
Bastard. I had to walk around in a wet shirt!
And if so, were you wearing a bath-robe at the time?
That was you! Who’d h’ve thunk it?
Nice headlights.
Dave – you might consider Ritalin, it usually helps calm those urges.
Next time you do something like that you really should do it either naked or in your underpants, make it worth while!
< techie sees Dave doing that with an orange wig on and nothin else >
Yeah, but for real effect, you should try that outside on the tram tracks in the middle of Old Chinatown, yelling in Cantonese, during rush hour (not that anyone can tell the difference these days) with a full load of goats’ milk, watermelons, and those stinky friuts from Indonesia.
You’ll be gone long before the city police get there, no store cops will be able to touch you, and maybe you’ll get onto the Sing Tao Video Board.
See, if you would have kept your pants and ginchies on, I’m sure there wouldn’t have been a problem…