I really am the only person who read this as un-cojoned and expected gripping tales of life after neutering!
Because like most monotheists, they believe in free will. Free will is the opposite of fatalism.
Nope, Iteki, you’re not alone there…I read it as un-conjoned too. I did a double take, and then it was, “oh, conjoined…different. What the hell, I’ll check it out anyway.”
That first one should be “cojoned.”
jackelope “Yeah, the doctors would have you believe it was a horribly risky, life threatening proceedure…puh-lease, that was nothing. Hell, it felt kinda good. I almost wish we were still connected so we could do it again. Sorta tickled.”
Not wanting to come across as being tasteless but are there any conjoined twin dopers on the board or people who know conjoined twins? I’m interested in how they deal with the various TMI situations.
Chang and Eng, the original “Siamese Twins”, both married and had several children. Several other conjoined twins have married, too. A Social History of Conjoined Twins.
I take it you’re a virgin, then? 
Tuckerfan
Not as much as I used to be.
(I almost included your proviso in my post, but figured nobody would think I meant that conjunction. Must have figured wrong.)
Heh. One thing to keep in mind about the Boards, if someone can make a smartassed comment or work in a sex joke (if not both), they’ll do it at the first opportunity.
Ever seen those American girls who only have two legs, and I think three arms? Maybe the third was removed when they were little. They’re totally stuck for life, which might be hard to deal with later. Who’s going to hire them to be in the office, or whatever? I suppose you could get used to it over time, but imagine the gasps from the customers, etc. Then there’s the subject of dating…
No, no , no. Sit down to dinner, heads together like alway. Then when someone asks for the salt, one of you lean WAY over and pass them the salt. Then put your head back up agaisnt your sister’s and go on eating as if nothing had happened.
Sing Harry Nilsson’s One. Really loud.
Don Martin? Is that you?
I thought of another lame one.
Sit on the other side.
MC Master of Ceremonies is funny. 
I’d exchange my cardigans for pullovers.
Don’t feel too odd, raisinbread. I’ve wondered that too.
On topic: ride a bike … or maybe walk through a door without turning sideways.
I have seen those girls. they are brave and cheery and quite full of life, hope, whatever.
But I saw a news show about them, which showed them jumping rope, and I was pregnant at the time. It freaked me out no end. I don’t at all mean that in a mean way—I give a lot of credit to them and their parents.
On topic, I thought “sit on the other side” was a good answer.
Three-way!
You kidding? I’d be ready for a two-way!