Pie? I’m still waiting for my “I helped Ed and Cecil lug the servers up the stairs and all I got was this coffee mug”
But, some calamari sounds like it’d be good for dinner.
I’m new, too. I’ve also been reading the boards for years so I sort of sneaked in and tried to keep my head down. But I did make one post of my own and it got responses! 
Thanks for starting this thread, leviathon713, and letting us other newbies say hello, too.
Welcome, newbies!
Two questions: Which way do you hang your toilet-paper roll? And how do you feel about declawing cats?
Answer these questions, er two, ere the other side he see.
I know this one! A Leviathon is when you get sponsors to pledge money for charity for each pair of jeans you wear.
Declawing never! Toilet paper hangs to the front, as is proper.
Aye, this one is a true and wise citizen.
stamps aurora maire with the “APPROVED” sign
It’s not official until you use the branding iron. Or Pit her - whichever is less trouble.
Regards,
Shodan
For some reason, this time I read your ‘Regards’ as ‘Regrets’. My mistake.
And I never got chevon or calamari, but now I want some for lunch. I ducked out of the ceremony when I heard it was going to be a social affair.
Anywho, welcome to the board!
Wow, I didn’t expect that kind of reaction.
Glad I could help anyone in the process of my idiocy 
Whether or not I killed the other 712 would have to be determined by a jury of my peers 
did you break the dope?
African or European?
Depends what I’m doing. I’ll go with two for right now.
See Above.
Google is what originally brought me here, thaks for asking.
The difference is that a leviathan is a mythical creature from christianity, and a leviathon is a mythical creature from Baltimore.
I usually set my toilet paper roll on a shelf or the back of the toilet because I am lazy.
I don’t personally feel cats should be declawed. However, it is assumed if they are near me, they have ceased to be and I don’t think they care at that point.
Thanks everyone! Love this place already.
We accept you we accept you one of us one of us!
Oh, it’s the Questionnaire, is it? Okay, then…
Coke or Pepsi?
Red or Blue?
Gas or Electric?
Astérix or Tintin?
East or West?
Mac or Windows?
Domestic or Foreign?
French or English?
Vanilla or Chocolate?
In or Out?
Yes, but if they’re all dead… :eek:
Would these 712 be in any way connected with the 799 that Pope Francis just declared to be saints?
Hey, you’ve heard stranger theories. Recently. Here.
It seems incredible to me, but I’ve actually been posting here for over a year. So I feel able to offer a couple of tips.
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According to my stats I have been posting 0.87 posts a day. This habit of “partial” posting is clearly my downfall. So I would advise you to make only whole and complete posts
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It is absolutely vital, that under no circumstances whatsoever, even if you feel a most urgent and pressing need, that you shou
It appears you fit in well here. This is good news for us. It is also bad news for you.
Regrets,
Shodan
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