Greetings!
After a really long time (it’s been so long, I don’t dare guess a year) reading these boards; I have decided to register and become a true doper. I’m not really sure why, just the same as I don’t know why I felt inclined to share it (old board habits I suppose). I guess I just want to be able to add my comments as well.
Hello to all! Feel free to ask me anything anytime, I don’t embarrass or get angry.
Welcome!
Did you kill the 712 before you or did they all die from other means.
Hi! I’m new too, but have been lurking for years and years. (Actually, I joined last year but only posted once which promptly killed a thread)
Welcome, welcome! What a joy! We haven’t had a proper welcoming for months!
:: calls down the hall ::
Incoming! Get the squid room tidied up!
Challenge accepted!
Hi! I hope you feel welcome here. The squid room is my favorite part.
Anything? Anytime?
OK then… what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I would like to ask you this question during the third year of the reign of Queen Victoria.
How many elbows do you have?
And, how many elbows did you *used to * have?
Hi and welcome. Sorry about the state of the boards at the moment - hopefully we’ll get the bugs worked out soon. 
Is there a difference between a Leviathan and a Leviathon? How did you come across the board? I know you wrote it was some time ago, but do you remember what prompted you to come here?
Welcome to the board Leviathon713
Nice to meet you, Lunar Eclipse. I’ve been mostly a lurker too, as I appear to kill whatever threads I post on. Good to know there’s another member of that club.
Welcome to the boards.
This will only hurt for a minute or so. He said to the goat.
Regards,
Shodan
Oh, good. Someone newer than me. Now I can leave the squid room…
And, welcome, and, uh, sorry about the mess…
mmmm calamari
I can only assume that the squid room is where you feeds newbies delicious appetizers.
Well, greetings to you both! Welcome, leviathon, and a belated welcome to Lunar Eclipse as well.
Oh, we’ll fix that for you, I bet! 
Something very, very close to that. 
Welcome!
Welcome!
Uh… yeah. What Dervorin said.
:: nods ::
Well, feeding and newbies are both involved…
Squid room? Was that covered in orientation? I can’t find it anywhere in my handbook.
And I never got the pie I was promised either.