A person with the screen name “dorkusmalorkusmafia” is asking us to make fun of someone else? 
I feel so much better about myself today 
Ok, I want to learn Elvish!
Where, and how? Is there a conversational Quenya group I can join somewhere?
Is the structure of the language most similar to german?
I only make fun of someone like this if I really like them. They also return the “favor” in kind. If someone is a jerk or I do not know them well enough I generally would not tease them about it.
I was going to suggest that you ask for par’Mach, but now I don’t think that would be such a good idea.
Since it’s my job to know a little bit about everything, I’ve learned one word in Klingon: doha. Just say it slowly-- dough haa.
It means “So Sad” in a fairly insincere manner. Use it when he bitches about something going wrong in his life, like his foot had to get amputated or he’s got one month to live. Doha.
It’s used in one of the films when Christopher Lloyd tells someone they haven’t fulfilled their contract, so he has to kill them. 
Nalyë ainë, mánë ar meldë!
(You are holy, wise, and beloved!)
This is probably wrong, but: turme kamaisan