I hate the smell of filter in the evening :mad:
Fuck. There is nothing worse than doing that, and I speak from personal experience. Lighting the wrong end of the cigarette is worse than being analy raped by a donkey (and I do not speak from personal experience there).
[channeling Miz Cleo]You’re smoking lights, right?[/channeling Miz Cleo]
Fuck. There is nothing worse than doing that, and I speak from personal experience. Lighting the wrong end of the cigarette is worse than being analy raped by a donkey (and I do not speak from personal experience there).
Yes there is. Lighting the wrong end of your LAST cig on a lonely highway in NC. Been there, done that.
~Are you sitting in the lights? -Better Than Ezra
I love the smell of fiberglass in the evening.
I’ve done it. Especially when waking up in the middle of the night, in the dark, half asleep and fumbling for a smoke and then lighting it, drawing on it and wondering why it not only tastes strange, but whereinthehell did that tiny little flame come from in front of my nose. The the sputtering, mashing it out in the ashtray and grabbing another butt from the pack, grumbling at the waste.
If desperate enough, I’ll break off the ruined filter and just smoke the darn thing without one. Then I wonder how people I know used to stand smoking the unfiltered things years ago. They used to tap them on the box or a fingernail, poke the end in their mouths and light up. Funny, the paper never stuck to their lips like it does mine.
Easy trick to save a cig that was lit on the wrong end. Carefully break off the part with tobacco at the point where it meets the stronger paper connected to the filter.
Then dig a butt of the ashtray (disgusting, but cigs are four bucks a pack in my neck of the woods) and shake out any remaining tobacco and carefully tear off the remaining “weak” paper (the part not directly connected to the filter). When you do this you’ll have a filter with a about an eigth of an inch of paper sticking off the end.
Take what you have left of the cigarette that you lit on the wrong end and carefully screw the untorn end (the part you would’ve lit if you weren’t sleepy/drunk) into your salvaged filter.
You now have a working cigarette, just be careful about flicking off the ash.
Time to quit.
I just lit the wrong end of my cigarette.
Ain’t it the worst?!
Ha and again Ha , I laugh at your wrong end lighting, try being preoccupied and accidently picking up your lit cigarette backward without snapping to the fact it is backward and putting it to your lip.
You will never think lighting the filter is the worst again.
Or singing your hair trying to light a smoke in a wind, drunk or both.
I don’t know what’s a worse smell, burnt filter or burnt hair.
There’s a wrong end of a cigarette? Who’d a thunk it.
More proof that smoking is stupid.
I would have sympathy, except I don’t.
There’s a difference between the ends?
Filters are for wimps–why screen out any of that combustion product goodness? 
Seriously, I knew a guy who usually smoked unfiltered Camels. When he bummed a cig, he’d break off the filter. Hard-core…
[sub]Thank God I never really got hooked…[/sub]
It really pisses me off when it’s my last cigarette and I light the wrong end. I’ve only been smoking for, like, a billion years now, you would think I’d get it right.
Ugh, and have you ever done it in the dark and inhaled before your realized what you were doing? Christ!
It was me, my van, one smoke, and 90 miles to civilization.
It wasn’t pretty.
When I smoked cigarettes, I used to smoke plain-cut Gitanes. It had two advantages: 1) I never lit a filter, as they were filterless. 2) Most times when people asked me for a cigarette, they’d pass when they realised I was smoking these.
Asylum, I think you’ve lit the wrong end of a smoke WAAAAAAAY too many times 
Booker57 - Noooo! People like me much more when I’m nicotine. For those of you who have met me…scary, ain’t it?
hugs Cajun Man
friedo, if I’d have been after sympathy I’d have posted this in MPSIMS and asked for hugs. Thanks for at least considering the sympathy, though!
Robby, my gramma smoked those things, too. Ugh.
God I love being an ex-smoker.
Had to be out in the world alot this morning, and I was amazed at the number of people smoking outside various places, and how completely disgusting I found the stench of it. Who’da thunk it two years ago?
<Takes deep, easy, painless, mucous-free breath, exhales> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You’re used to my usual quiet smugness in driving threads; please feel free to construct an equivalent response to this one.
hardygrrl: You have no idea on the hair thing. I’ve never smoked a filter (no filters on joints, dontchaknow) but I have set fire to my moustache trying to light a roach. Burning hair is bad enough, but when that burning hair is directly under your nose…