I just saw Rubber and I think it might be the best film ever.

Just found Rubber on Netflix and I’m blown away (heh). How did this not win Best Picture? Why had I not heard of it before?

No fucking reason, I guess.

I haven’t smoked weed in a long time, but I kept thinking throughout: this would be amazing stoned.

I remember when the trailer came out and I thought it was the greatest idea ever. But watching an entire movie of it strikes me as overkill.

Loved it. Bought a copy. On Blu-ray.

More like… roadkill.

Totally read that as “Flubber” and wonder how anyone could have such taste

Okay, I just watched it…question still stands.

Rigamarole, you’d probably like “Troll Hunter” on Netflix. Surprisingly good film, for the concept!

I LOVED Rubber.

The mannequin with the bomb and the speaker was just hilarious.

Brilliant film.

After I watched it, I was like, that was so stupid.

There’s a very fine line between stupidity and genius.

I haven’t laughed so hysterically in a long, long time. It’s the absurdity of it all that really gets me.

“But… this is real life Chad, we have a dead body over here.”

“No, come on, it’s not real life. Look at you, you have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.”

“… so?”

Me too, although I was working part-time in a picture house when it came out.

Answer: Kids.

It didn’t really work for me, and that’s too bad, because we were really looking forward to it. But the concept was a good one.

A Perfect Host and **Trollhunter **are brilliant, though.

A friend recommended it to me, and I found it on On Demand. I never got a chance to watch it though. I’ll have to see if it’s still there.

I must admit, there are few films that could not be improved by adding a telepathic, evil, murderous tire:

Citizen Kane “You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year–OMIGOD!” [Kane is run over by a tire]

**Casablanca **“Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake–OMIGOD!” [Ilsa and Sam are run over by a tire]

Gone with the Wind “You can take it all back to the kitchen; I won’t eat a bite–OMIGOD!” [Scarlett and Mammy are run over by a tire]

The Wizard of Oz “Let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is–OMIGOD!” [Dorothy and several Munchkins are run over by a tire]

That sounds like a good corollary to this section of Michael O’Donoghue’s instructional essay “How To Write Good”:

Bicycle Thieves “What a beautiful day. Wait, what’s this? Bloody footprints? It almost looks like somebody was trying to steal my bicycle and something killed them. But I guess I’ll never know what happened. Oh well, back to work.”

Actually the tire “looks” at the people and their heads explode.

*Gosh *I loved Michael O’Donoghue.

Imagine a story that ended with a truck that ran over everybody else in the story. Only that truck had giant needles stuck in its murderous tires. I think it would go something like this:

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