Just found Rubber on Netflix and I’m blown away (heh). How did this not win Best Picture? Why had I not heard of it before?
No fucking reason, I guess.
I haven’t smoked weed in a long time, but I kept thinking throughout: this would be amazing stoned.
I remember when the trailer came out and I thought it was the greatest idea ever. But watching an entire movie of it strikes me as overkill.
Loved it. Bought a copy. On Blu-ray.
Totally read that as “Flubber” and wonder how anyone could have such taste
Okay, I just watched it…question still stands.
Rigamarole, you’d probably like “Troll Hunter” on Netflix. Surprisingly good film, for the concept!
Zebra
April 7, 2012, 6:48am
8
I LOVED Rubber.
The mannequin with the bomb and the speaker was just hilarious.
Brilliant film.
After I watched it, I was like, that was so stupid.
There’s a very fine line between stupidity and genius.
I haven’t laughed so hysterically in a long, long time. It’s the absurdity of it all that really gets me.
“But… this is real life Chad, we have a dead body over here.”
“No, come on, it’s not real life. Look at you, you have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.”
“… so?”
Me too, although I was working part-time in a picture house when it came out.
Answer: Kids.
It didn’t really work for me, and that’s too bad, because we were really looking forward to it. But the concept was a good one.
A Perfect Host and **Trollhunter **are brilliant, though.
A friend recommended it to me, and I found it on On Demand. I never got a chance to watch it though. I’ll have to see if it’s still there.
Eve
April 9, 2012, 3:57pm
15
I must admit, there are few films that could not be improved by adding a telepathic, evil, murderous tire:
Citizen Kane “You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year–OMIGOD!” [Kane is run over by a tire]
**Casablanca **“Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake–OMIGOD!” [Ilsa and Sam are run over by a tire]
Gone with the Wind “You can take it all back to the kitchen; I won’t eat a bite–OMIGOD!” [Scarlett and Mammy are run over by a tire]
The Wizard of Oz “Let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is–OMIGOD!” [Dorothy and several Munchkins are run over by a tire]
Number
April 10, 2012, 5:11pm
16
That sounds like a good corollary to this section of Michael O’Donoghue’s instructional essay “How To Write Good ”:
Lesson 2 - The Ending
All too often, the budding author finds that his tale has run its course and yet he sees no way to satisfactorily end it, or, in literary parlance, “wrap it up.” Observe how easily I resolve this problem:
Suddenly, everyone was run over by a truck. -the end-
If the story happens to be set in England, use the same ending, slightly modified:
Suddenly, everyone was run over by a lorry. -the end-
If set in France:
Soudainement, tout le monde etait écrasé par un camion. -finis-
You’ll be surprised at how many different settings and situations this ending applies to. For instance, if you were writing a story about ants, it would end “Suddenly, everyone was run over by a centipede.” In fact, this is the only ending you ever need use.*
*Warning - if you are writing a story about trucks, do not have the trucks run over by a truck. Have the trucks run over by a mammoth truck.
Eve:
I must admit, there are few films that could not be improved by adding a telepathic, evil, murderous tire:
Citizen Kane “You’re right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year–OMIGOD!” [Kane is run over by a tire]
**Casablanca **“Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake–OMIGOD!” [Ilsa and Sam are run over by a tire]
Gone with the Wind “You can take it all back to the kitchen; I won’t eat a bite–OMIGOD!” [Scarlett and Mammy are run over by a tire]
The Wizard of Oz “Let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is–OMIGOD!” [Dorothy and several Munchkins are run over by a tire]
Bicycle Thieves “What a beautiful day. Wait, what’s this? Bloody footprints? It almost looks like somebody was trying to steal my bicycle and something killed them. But I guess I’ll never know what happened. Oh well, back to work.”
Zebra
April 10, 2012, 6:09pm
18
Actually the tire “looks” at the people and their heads explode.
Eve
April 10, 2012, 6:22pm
19
*Gosh *I loved Michael O’Donoghue.
Imagine a story that ended with a truck that ran over everybody else in the story. Only that truck had giant needles stuck in its murderous tires. I think it would go something like this:
SSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss