I just saw it tonight, and I didn’t care for it at all.
The dialogue was terrible, the characters were mostly paper-thin, and the scary bits were so telegraphed that they weren’t all that scary at all. (At one point, I thought to myself, “Cue false scare involving cat”. And, lo and behold, the old horror movie cliché came true.)
Mostly I think I disliked the movie because of the female lead. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen Sarah Michelle Geller in anything before, although I’ve of course heard of her. Good lord she can’t act! She had a perpetually stupid expression. (And is it just me, or is anyone else bothered by her duck lips? Ew.) By the end of the film I was quite happy to see her fail, and was hoping she’d be killed off.
The detective also annoyed me, at least in one important scene. Look, pal, you know the house has evil spirits in it. You go there to burn it down. So what do you do in this haunted house when you hear a noise? You go investigate the creepy noise, of course! How brilliant! Instead of lobbing a few molotov cocktails through a window and getting the hell out of Dodge, this hardheaded detective who knows of the evil that lurks in the house deliberately does the stupidest thing imaginable and goes to investigate the creepy noise. Sir, you were a stupid, stupid man, and you deserved to die.
The movie deserves some credit for a few effectively creepy visuals. The Jawless Wonder was cool, but it was so obvious what we were about to see when she turned around that it wasn’t that shocking. It bothered me that the sound effects were so overdone - when the Amazing Chinless Yoko turns her head a tiny bit, there’s this loud sound almost like a cracking or slapping. Also, the musical score basically said, “Hey, audience, guess what, you’re about to be more scared than you’ve ever been! Prepare! You’re not prepared enough!”. So when the creepy thing happened I was already expecting it and, well, prepared.
In short - some good visuals, poor acting, non-existent plot (although I actually liked the sort of random approach the movie took), stupid characters that I didn’t care about in the slightest, unless you count hate as a form of caring.
I loved “The Ring” and thought it was both frightening and interesting. “The Grudge”, in my opinion, is neither.
Just my two cents. 