"I Just start Touching them. I don't even wait. When you're Vice President, they let you touch it"

Veep Mike Pence was photographed touching space hardware that had a big sign on it reading “DO NOT TOUCH”

Also in this story, this wonderful quote from Trump in a meeting where he signed an Executive Order bring back the National Space Council:

This is all from several months ago, but I didn’t see them until now.

I like how the guy in the foreground, with his back to us, is mentally clenching his buttocks at the sight.

The moron is touching it about 1 inch below the big red **DO NOT TOUCH **sign. I suppose they mean DO NOT TOUCH the sign.

NASA quickly announced that it was OK to touch it. Not to excuse Pence, but I’m sure they are correct and no damage was done. Anything that has been precision-cleaned and literally cannot be touched by bare hands would be double-bagged, or single-bagged and sitting inside a cleanroom.

People were right. Signs will not stop criminals from breaking the law.

Did it come with a picture of an astronaut kissing the VP’s ass? Even if it was supposedly o.k. to touch it(:rolleyes:), Pence wasn’t told this until after he touched it.

“Critical space flight hardware?” Oh well, it could have been worse…he could have touched a woman who isn’t his wife.

Even worse, he could have had lunch with a woman who wasn’t his wife

I believe he was invoking the Holy Spirit through the laying on of hands. Here’s another example.

Yes, as far as he knew, he was causing actual damage. And he didn’t care.

POWER, BABY!! SHEER, RAW POWER!!!1!!!

Biden quote?

A clip from over two years ago about an entirely different subject. Way to stay on point! :rolleyes:

Then the universe would have imploded, collapsing upon itself in a massive sign reversal of dark energy and the eruption of R’lyeh from the ocean floor, releasing the Star Spawn of Cthulhu which Donald Trump welcomes as his true “3 to 5 million missing voters”. SAN check, 1D10/5D20.

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<altright>The sign was 'shopped in after the fact.</altright>

You mad?

To be fair, the sign didn’t say not to touch the thing. The “DO NOT TOUCH” was in quotes, so it was merely reporting that somebody else had said not to touch something.

Perhaps the quotes meant the order was ironical.

Or scary.

Is that something they could Agnew Pence over?

Too trivial. Agnew (probably) committed felonies.