I made up the following a couple of days ago. I hadn’t thought of it as something that would be delivered in Carnac-the-Great style, but I think that would work best here:
Carnac: Deja-pu.
Envelope: What do you call it when your cat takes a dump in the litter box right after you’ve cleaned it?
I made up a joke a few weeks back. Probably not original, though:
Why can’t you make Americans wear long-sleeved shirts?
Because they have the right to bare arms.
Dude…I actuallly laughed at that.
::hangs head in shame::
A friend made up the following joke:
Why did Shakespeare write so many plays?
He was Bard!
Bwahahahhaha…
What? I can’t help it if I find groan jokes funny…