Oh. My. God.
No matter how many times I watch it, I still credit it to a nasty hallucination.
My thoughts:
Gee, Carrie sure looks stoned. She comes off as pretty stuck-up and bitchy through the entired movie, too.
Why would a grizzled old Wookiee fantasize about a nubile black human female in his virtual porn machine?
Why didn’t Boba Fett kill Luke and Han when he had the chance?
Walrus Man sure grew his arm back quickly.
A giant rat? A giant rat?
Harvey Korman as a four-armed Julia Child wannabe? ooookay
Bea Arthur singing cabaret songs does not make me hard.
Art Carney gives the best performance in the show.
Where was George Lucas when network execs said, “Yeah, Bruce Vilanch is writing part of it. You’ll love it.”?
Was the incredibly badly-dubbed outtake with Darth Vader intentional? Or was this an outtake of an outtake that had to put in the show because they were short for time?
Luke seemed to be very heavily made-up. Of couse, Mark was in a car accident previously, but still, does he have to look like a Geisha?
What’s with that Imperial dude’s finger snapping? Is this suddenly a WWII-propaganda film?
Jefferson Starship?
Chewbacca’s wife just doesn’t seem feminine to me.
Chewbacca’s kid sure needs a beating.
Banthas are eaten like beef, but also immortalized as a Teddy Bear-type plaything. ???
Greedo has become Ludlow.
If you watch closely, I make an appearance.
Hmmm, the Falcon’s cannon can be operated by remote now.
Wookiees can safely walk directly into a star. Physics tells me there may be faulty logic here.
Oh dear. My eyes and ears are bleeding. Make it stop.
