I know everything! Ask me questions.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Wake up Oracle I need answers.
Do you know Cecil Adams?
I thought he knew everything, do you disagree?
Is Ed Zotti pulling our leg9

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In my opinion, an entity that knew everything should greet me with a no or yes as soon as we met because s/he would know beforehand not only what question I was going to ask but also which notion of god I had in mind.

On the other hand, if such entity and I met one day s/he would have absolutely no answers for me simply because I know everything too. :smiley:

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  1. Is there intelligent life on other planets that we can detect from here?
  2. Was Fermat’s ‘marvellous demonstration’ of his last theorem real?
  3. Does P=NP?
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I think it’s this one (thanks Al).

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  1. Will the Patriots win Sunday’s Super Bowl?
  2. Who killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman?
  3. Wht are next week’s winning Power Ball numbers?
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  1. Answer refused.
  2. Yes
  3. Yes
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Why is Tom Hanks in every other movie?

48

I never knew the concept of a “yes” or “no” question was so difficult to understand…

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Ok- should Tom Hanks be in every other movie?

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Was there actually an alternate ending to Big?

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  1. Are we really the only 2 beings in the universe who know everything?
  2. Is knowing everything as big a pain in the ass for you as it is for me?
  3. Wanna go get a drink?

It would all be just polite small talk, though , because I already know his answers. And he knows I know. And I know that he knows that I know…

That’s why we need the drink.