Gross, I hate that crap. I wouldn’t have said anything, but I would have been thinking daggers at them. I would rather get nothing than old-people candy, even as a free gift. The $5 that bag cost would have been much better spent on one mini-snickers for everybody. They’re just paying for 10 pounds of shit almost nobody likes, and it’s going to go straight to the landfill.
So that’s what happened to the Christmas candy that used to be in the storage room.
hey, could have been worse.
Could have been candy corn.
Or Circus Peanuts.
Or okra.
Coulda been black licorice.
or that awful root beer flavor.
Ewwww. That stuff is just begging to be made into a sculpture of some kind. You’ve got enough of it.
I think the intended message was
“SUCKERS!!”
Oh, they did.
“Boys love candy.”
…
“BOYS LOVE CANDY!”
Ya know, I hadn’t though of that.
Bastards.
mmm
That is totally Grandma candy! Did you say your comment to the people who gave it to you, or just to your co-workers? I have to say, if I had been one of your co-workers, I would have laughed.
Get a nice fancy Grandma candy dish to keep it in. It’s more of a decoration than actual foodstuff (although my sister and I did sneak a piece every now and again.)
I lol’d.
Hey look at it this way: Should your office ever be subject to a nuclear attack, at least you’ll have that to eat.
I’ll sheepishly admit to liking that sort of candy; I didn’t realize it was so reviled.
With ya. The only thing worse would have been that green and pink ribbony shit… or Circus Peanuts.