Because I am a parent.
There is nothing quite like noticing a …stink of human excrement and rounding to corner to find your child has removed his diaper and used poo as an artistic medium. :eek:
I’ve been dressed and smeared and had to wipe it with a wet wipe and hope for the best, I’ve got it on my hands when changing his diaper, I’ve had <thevapors> when realizing he was reaching into his diaper and taking out AHHHHHHH!
Seriously ever wonder why public surfaces have feces on them? You know like when the local news tests the ATMs and subway handles and shopping carts etc?