So I’m walking through the parking lot of my local grocery store when all of a sudden I happen upon this fountain in human boy form. I’d say he was 3 1/2 to 4 years old. After I got over my intial surprise I looked around to see where his guardian was and after about a minute of full stream straight ahead (actually more like straight in the air, Prince Albert style) a woman who I assume was his grandmother approaches, laughing and clapping. She looks at me as if to say “isn’t he cute?”, but she was speaking Spanish so, as I don’t know how to say “that’s pretty fucking rude, lady” en Espanol, I just shook my head and glared at her.
Was I just being a bitch? Is it really cute for a child who, in my opinion is old enough to know better, to be peeing in the middle of a public place? I don’t really blame the kid, as his behavior has obviously not been discouraged. Even if this was the first time he ever did such a thing, is it appropriate for granny to laugh, thereby condoning it?