Bin Laden has 10 lookalikes running around Afghanistan.
Sheesh! Who looks in the classifieds of the Kabul Gazette and says, “You know, that might just be the job for me”?
Whatsamatta, dude? Lose your job as mop-boy at the porn theater?
Maybe to make the act of killing him more difficult? To make spying less effective?
“Yeah, we got a bin Laden sighting at 23rd and Kabul City Lane.”
“Dude, that’s messed up. I got confirmation of bin Laden at 5th avenue and Al-Qaida Boulevard!”
“Duuuuuude.”
“Whoa.”
See?
Why Bin Laden would hire them, that part I get. It’s the guys who take the job I wonder about.
Is there any job in the world with less security and more danger than “Bin Laden look-alike”?
More importantly, with my “mop-boy” content, I’m trying to solicit what is the worst job in the world.
Well think about it a minute now. Up until September 11, there weren’t that many people looking for him. He owned his own country, had a wide variety of support, pretty much made up his own ticket. So yea, I could see someone trying to look like him. Right now, he’s the last person I’d want to look like. His butt’s as good as gone.
I can think of two, but both are kinda offensive, so I’ll summarize as follows:
- vaccine tester for incredibly deadly virus.
- look-alike for author whose family abandoned him when they were tired of running.
Yes, but I think manhattan is asking who would want that job?
“It’s Bin Laden!” BANG! “Oops, guess it wasn’t! Sorry.”
Perhaps it just sounded better than the listing for “Airplane Crasher”, even if you don’t get quite as many virginal perks.
Yeah, but I think the responses missing from your post are:
“Dude, I just totally blew that guys brains out! Do you think I got the right one?”
“Dude, what’s it matter? That’s one less of them out there. Hey! Have you seen that chick from the National Geographic cover yet? She is like totally smokin’! I’ve gotta find her.”
“Dude, you are such a slut.”
I thought I saw bin Laden in Vegas walking with Elvis.
And I thought I saw bin Laden drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s.
His hair was perfect.
AaaWOOOOOOOO!!!
You could see his hair? Where was his turban?
OOOOHHHHHH I get it…
I saw Bin Laden prowlin around my kitchen door…should I let him in?
I heard he mutilated a little old lady late last night.
bin Laden again!
It might come as a suprise to some americans but there are people that actually believe in something & someone & would be very happy to work for him.
Whoosh
Anyone know if Bush has doubles? Maybe his dad? Ah, ha!..or some of those guys on SNL