Congrat’s Evil.
Although i’m new here, like you couldn’t tell from the amount of posts i have, i hope to some day reach that 1000 mark too. I shall drink one in your honor. 
If I told you, it would no longer be “evil”!
Whoever hates these is just jealous.
Congrats, evilbeth!
Whoa! Congrats, Beth! When I hit 1000, will you blow my horn for me?
You’re one of my favourites, Betty, if it means anything.
I always read your posts. Keep 'em coming.
Did anyone bring tequila?
I just caught uo with you evilbeth, it took me a few days but I did it. Congrats !
Boy Wally don’t you ever get enough tequila ? You were just over on my thread sniffing around for some too .
"Aw, come on guys! Zarathustra’s lame-ass “GOODBYE” post got more than twice the responses mine has! That is just sad! "
Well we definitely can’t let that happen!! Congrats, sweetie! Oh, and…
<------- no one even noticed mine, so don’t feel bad!
Now pass Wally the tequila so we can get this party going!
You aren’t looking for pity or praise.
It’s Ok, I got either right in my backpack.
Your choice.
Happy counting.