I lied.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Updike

Yeah, you call an African-American a “boy” and see how well that works out for you.

So now what – you going to claim you’re black? :rolleyes:

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@Updike

I’m not a “boy” you racist bastard.

Oh look he’s the victim again.

[Guinastasia]

@Updike

Yeah, you call an African-American a “boy” and see how well that works out for you.

Oh, now you’re going to try and claim you’re black? Pull the other one-it’s got bells on it.

[GIGObuster]

@Guinastasia

You fucking son of a bitch. If you honestly THINK we’re going to say, "oh, poor baby, you said “sorry” and it’s okay?

You’re not appologizing because of what you did-I suspect if tomndebb hadn’t exposed your lying weasel ass, you’d still be claiming your folks died in crash. You low, fucking SOB.

And you DARED, DARED to condemn a woman for cracking under torture, calling for her death for treason, when you broke and made up an incredibly vile lie just to score some points on an anonymous message board?

So a woman who’s subject to brutal torture and breaks deserves death…but somehow, we’re supposed to feel sorry because you couldn’t handle some people you’ve never met calling you an asshole? Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get the fuck over it, you shit weasel.

Your exploiting a national tragedy to win points makes YOU, in my eyes, a fucking disgrace to this country and for those who lost their lives that day. You make me sick.

Don’t Hold Back Guin! Tell Us How You Really Feel!..

…No really, in this case much more needs to be said to this guy, nice to find confirmation that he even lied on calling himself human.

[lissener]

@Updike

Yeah, you call an African-American a “boy” and see how well that works out for you.

Show of hands: how many people knew Updike was black?

Nother show of hands: how many people think playing the race card is gonna be a winning strategy for him, diversion-wise, in this thread?

[Xploder]

@Updike

Yeah, you call an African-American a “boy” and see how well that works out for you.

Oh? So you’re an African-American? You’re still too much of a moron to see that he was using a colloquialism and NOT a derisive term? Did you really think that he was being racist towards you or are you just trying to set yourself up to get piled on even more?

[askeptic]

@Updike

I said I was sorry, I don’t know what else I’m supposed to do.

Fuck off and d… fuck off and do not come back. Far as I am concerned your posts do not exist. I hope the rest of the board addopts the same attitude. Your posts get no response from me. Hopefully pretty soon you will become just a lonely voice screaming in the wilderness and you will just wander off. Its alot to hope for but I am optimistic.

Hell maybe the Mods will come to their senses and realize that your post was so far beyond the scope of acceptable behavior that they will reconsider their decision not to immediately and summarily take away your posting ability for fucking ever.

You are pond scum, you are the same as the frauds who tried to collect money for non existant dead family members.

[Khan]

@Marley23

You’re getting off too easy, Updike. I’m not resentful that I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but I’ll do my best to avoid dealing with your stupid ass in the future. I feel like I shouldn’t be responding to this thread. But before I go, I do want to say that I consider you the lowest form of shit.

On the one hand, I agree that Updike is an epically misanthropic fuckwad.

On the other, that he wasn’t banned potentially seems to indicate phenomenal restraint and, well, moderation on the part of the mods rather than mercy.
I admire them for simply warning him for lying instead of letting the the emotional power of 9/11 overcome their objectivity…

See, I find it extremely difficult to believe that Updike came even remotely close to thinking about what he posted. Like kambuckta said, I’m inclined to think that he was so frustrated by the hole he’d dug himself that he only saw red and let his lizard-brain take over.

And if they really did let you off the hook because they read desperation into your lies rather than scheming, you’d better get ready to tenderly kiss the mods’ asses, Updike. After accusing tomndebb of persecuting you, their intercession on your behalf highlights another one of your errors, don’t you think?

In the meantime, while you’re answering to the community, I’m curious: how’s it taste, dipshit?

[Xploder]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

So now what – you going to claim you’re black? :rolleyes:

Damn I hate simulposts. :smack:

[Updike]

@Fritz

“Boy” as in “not adult”…as in “adolescent punk.”

Get it, shitstain?

You try it. No really. Call an African-American youth “boy”. IF you want to get you’re assed kicked, that is.

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

Seems as though lying under duress is pretty easy to understand now, isn’t it?

You’re getting a small inkling of what the woman went through, and the criticism that she’s taking from people like you, only you’re doing so from the safety of your own home.

Incidentally, this is, bar none, the biggest lie I have ever seen here. I’d say that your posting career here, banned or not, is pretty much at an end. All you have is your credibility here, and you threw it all away making a ridiculous argument.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Hey, punk, here’s a new shovel – you’ve worn out the first two.

[lissener]

@Khan

See, I find it extremely difficult to believe that Updike came even remotely close to thinking about what he posted.

What do you mean? He said he was sorry, and has tried to divert this thread with disingenuous accusations of racsim. How is that not learning from his mistakes?

If I ever saw a post worthy of a one-transgression banning, this is it.

[wring]

of course if the asshole**des ** get banned or sus[ended, it’ll be more evidence of the vast left wing conspiracy /unAmerican treasonous behavior of the SDMB

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@Updike

You try it. No really. Call an African-American youth “boy”. IF you want to get you’re assed kicked, that is.

Quit trying to score sympathy points by victimizing yourself, shitstain, and leave. You said you were going to, now go. Before people really start to tell you how they feel.

[Q.E.D]

@Updike

You try it. No really. Call an African-American youth “boy”. IF you want to get you’re assed kicked, that is.

You should probably, y’know, shut the FUCK UP. You’re the last person on this board who ought to trying to call people on shit.

[Fritz]

@Updike

You try it. No really. Call an African-American youth “boy”. IF you want to get you’re assed kicked, that is.

You’re not very bright, are you?

[askeptic]

@wring

of course if the asshole**des ** get banned or sus[ended, it’ll be more evidence of the vast left wing conspiracy /unAmerican treasonous behavior of the SDMB

Yea nice code work pinko.

[Xploder]

@askeptic

Yea nice code work pinko.

That’s commie/pinko to you boy.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@Updike

You try it. No really. Call an African-American youth “boy”. IF you want to get you’re assed kicked, that is.

Have you ever identified yourself as African-American on this board before? I had no idea and I seriously doubt that Fritz did either. We can’t exactly see you, you know. I thought it was pretty obvious that Fritz was making a comment on how he perceives your maturity level, not your skin color.

And this may not be fair, but after the post that led to this thread, it’s kind of hard to knwo whether we should believe you if you’re claiming to be black. Maybe you’ve mentioned it before and I just didn’t see it but I don’t think you can assume that everybody knows it.