What’s really disgusting is, I believe there are people here on this board who did indeed lose loved ones on 9/11.
I think he’s trying to say that updike is brainless. Which is pretty much obvious.
Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I won’t be back. Pissing off paying customers is always a good idea, of course. I’m done here.
wirelessss keyboard that has a few stuck keys. but the OP is still an asshole
Ohh its on now I am an Albino, and you called me Pinko.
He’s not claiming to be Black, just claiming that if it’s racist to call a Black person “boy”, then it’s racist to call any adult “boy”. Which is completely besides the point. Updike, if you had any pride you’d just leave. Find another place to play.
Then I was referring to your eyes.
On the contrary, I’d imagine your leaving will make a great deal more paying customers happy than pissed.
GOOD! Good answer.
Please, don’t come back. I’ll donate $15.00 to the Dope to make up for your slimy lying ass.
Shit, I’ll pay $50.00 to make sure you don’t come back.
I’m done defending your entitlement to a fair go Updike.
Go flame away in your own self-inflicted cremation mate. Hope you’ve got some heavy-duty asbestos to deflect the flambe.
If Updike really does leave for a little while then tries to slink back, I really really really want to be the first one to post “How are the folks?”.
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Holy shit, even for you that’s an astonishing bit of arrant nonsense.
Hey, Xploder, you accusing askeptic of having pinkeye? Dammit, don’t you know better than to do diagnosis over the Internet? 
For what my opinion is worth (and no worries - I know exactly how much that is), the “no jerk” rule has not only been broken, but it’s been shattered into little pieces and ground underfoot.
As opposed to what-lying about suffering from something that some people here HAVE just to win some stupid little pissing contest of your own making?
Boo-fucking-hoo. That cross must be mighty heavy.
This person has gone beyong the realm of simple jerkitude - he’s blasted off the face of the planet and is now in the jerkosphere.
“Jerk” doesn’t adequately discribe him, does it?
Nah. I was saying that since HE said that he was an albino then he MUST have pink eyes right? At least that’s what I thought I was saying…I’m pretty fucking tired right now.
Jesus.
Bye, Updike, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out!
Why can’t people meltdown over real shit in their fucked up lives (like I’ve done) rather than inventing it? 
Meteor 1: “I learned that most Updikes burn up in Earth’s jerkosphere.”
[Meteors fall to earth]
Meteor 1: (on fire) aaaaaaa the jerkosphere. aaaaaah
Meteor 2: ahhhhhhh, the jerkosphere. ahhhhhhh
The Jerk Store called…and they’re out of him.
HE? HE? Just because someone’s a bit volatile doesn’t mean you have any right to compare them to high explosives.
Chemist bastard.