That certainly was a cheeky comment.
Hey, he’s doing the best he can.
Butt … butt …
Great analogy
I think this thread has reached a dead end.
Astrology: When a thermometer breaks during your rectal examination. Mercury will be in your anus.
M-O-O-N, that spells that kind of astrology.
There’s only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology: Scorpios.
I can’t believe that you’d stereotype a whole group of people like that. That’s what they do in Russia.
In Russia you can’t watch Netflix. They only allow Nyetflix.
In Soviet Russia, Netflix watches YOU.
So why would Soviet citizens be Russian to watch Netflix?
And the shows on Nyetflix are shockingly Volga!
In Soviet Russia, there are no mines, only ours.
You don’t need mines when there are no choices to be made – you don’t need the ors that they would provide.
A friend of mine overdosed on Viagra. His wife is taking it pretty hard.
My doctor said it’s normal to get an erection during a prostate exam. But I would still prefer it if he didn’t whip it out in the middle of our appointment.
Reminds me of the Japanese-American urologist who lost business every time he tried to tell a patient about elective surgery.
The first night in prison and not sleeping next to my wife, I wrestled uncontrollably with a large and throbbing erection. I just wish it had been mine.
I tried to stay out of prison. But I stumbled and felon.