I like bananas a bunch

You have to admit that they have appeal.

Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?

I like parking areas a lot. They are for people with a good deal of drive.

I like old school monster movies a lot. They’re meant to frighten without a big margin of terror.

I dislike racism with extreme prejudice.

I like distractions because … hey, look, a squirrel!

I was going to become a vegetarian but then I realized that it would be a huge missed steak.

Sex for me is a misdemeanor. The more I miss, da meaner I get!

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I bet on Chewing Gum at the track today and up until the end, he was sticking to the rail.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I wasn’t.

I like echoes, because when you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right…

Stan’s averse to poetry.

I used to like only pears, but now I think outside the bosc.

Who was purple and conquered the world?

Attila the Plum?

No, Alexander the Grape!

Yes, I was just trying to be creative.

I’d recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that’s wrong on so many levels.