You have to admit that they have appeal.
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
I like parking areas a lot. They are for people with a good deal of drive.
I like old school monster movies a lot. They’re meant to frighten without a big margin of terror.
I dislike racism with extreme prejudice.
I like distractions because … hey, look, a squirrel!
I was going to become a vegetarian but then I realized that it would be a huge missed steak.
Sex for me is a misdemeanor. The more I miss, da meaner I get!
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I bet on Chewing Gum at the track today and up until the end, he was sticking to the rail.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I wasn’t.
I like echoes, because when you’re right, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right…
Stan’s averse to poetry.
I used to like only pears, but now I think outside the bosc.
Who was purple and conquered the world?
Attila the Plum?
No, Alexander the Grape!
Yes, I was just trying to be creative.
I’d recommend that you have sex on an elevator but that’s wrong on so many levels.