What? Like going up and down?
You’re just trying to push his buttons.
Until he was beaten by Rubber Band in the stretch.
But then Anthony Weiner’s Tiny Penis came through and won by a short head in a photo.
Yeah, that was a negative result.
Yea, that wiener was a dog!
I studied to be a dog doctor, but I quit because I didn’t like the lab work.
My great-grandfather used to work on the Navajo Indian Reservation, connecting electrical wire to all the outhouses. He was one of the first people to wire a head for a reservation.
I really hate bathroom humor. Quit while you’re a head.
Can it, already!
That’s kinda crappy!
It drives me round the bend.
Yeah, bathroom humor is offal.
Eating offal takes a lot of guts.
I like bananas, too, but now I gotta split.
I didn’t become a vet because I hated the CAT scan.
There’s got to be more of your story, Annie. Tell us the tail.
Ice cream, but no one heard me.
I can’t hear you, because I have something in my eye!
If it’s sundae, it’s probably their day off.