Most of my encounters with the police _______________
Most of my encounters with the police have ended up on You Tube.
When I get really mad _______________
When I get really mad I curse.
When I walk my dogs we_________.
When I walk my dogs we both use the same hydrant.
I had to go the the pharmacy to pick up my __________.
I had to go to the pharmacy and pick up my date.
When I watch a movie_______.
I can never stay to the end due to various bladder problems.
My doctor said my bladder problems _______________
^^^^^are genetic.
My young daughter just told me_________.
“When I get old enough, I wanna marry someone just like the President!”
I have a black stapler, but I still __________________
favor my blue one.
When I get up in the morning…
…I cry myself back to sleep.
This will be the day that…
^^^^^I quit my job to write the great American novel.
I graduated from_________.
Starfleet Academy, but I’ve found it hasn’t really helped me find a good job dirtside.
The next time I head out into space, ___________________________
I’ll remember to take my bunny slippers, instant cocoa, and chewable vitamins.
If I had a hammer ____________
I wouldn’t hammer in the morning, that’s just rude.
I really have a craving right now for…
… pickles and raspberry ice cream.
I’ve got an appointment with …
the White House Communications Director, if I can just figure out who it is today.
The last time I visited the White House, ________________________________
_____was over 10 years ago.
I plan not to visit the White House again until _______
___it is a smoldering pile of wreckage.
The Alien invasion began_____
the day I was born.
It is so freaking hot outside…
…I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
I mixed my JELL-O with…