Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.
Examples:
A philosopher and a comedian.
An STD and a toaster.
(hearing Match Game music as I consider my answer)
A picker and a grinner.
A hug and a kiss.
A receipt and change.
A ride in the Orange Menace on an old logging road and good cel-service.
A movie and popcorn.
A brick and an El Camino
a joke and a kiss a day
2 eggs and bacon.
my hair and cat hair.
Short notice and a 2-fer.
Drugs and a search warrant.
Netflix & genital herpes.
A beautiful mess with a side of back talk!
Insults and athlete’s foot.
Dirty talk and satisfaction
A doctor and a disease.
Slo-Mo and Soul Searchin’
shave and a haircut
Rinse and repeat