A slap and a tickle.
Isn’t all talk in Arkansas dirty? 
A stable and a genius.
Dinner and my phone number.
A lot of drinks and a hangover.
A headache and a liability.
A shoehorn and a repulsed reaction of wanting to get away from you.
A black eye and a restraining order.
Corndog and a Slushie from Sonic.
A thank you note and a blank check.
An excellent back rub and jokes drier than the Sahara.
A pat on the back and a strange look.
A vial of insulin and a syringe.
Thang 1 and Thang 2
A pink slip and a good reference
A tax audit and garnishment.
An OBGYN and an obstetrician.
A first quarter and a bad penny.
A temple and an amusement park.
Tee-shirt and dogtags