A pet brush and lots of cat hair.
A 20 and directions out
A side dish of cole slaw and a pickle.
A writer and someone who can’t do more than a minute of strenuous activity without breathing hard.
A real artist and a non-stop kvetcher.
free dinner and the steel resolve never to do it again.
A one-night stand and a promise never to call you.
My phone number and a constant busy signal.
A beer and a steak
A defenestrator and a vexillologist.
A numismatist and a philatelist.
A lover and a fighter.
A septuagenarian and a cat.
A left-hander and a lefty from the Left Coast.
A dinner, a movie, and an introduction to my husband.
Wild sex and utter satisfaction.
Mediocre sex and a card saying it’s better than nothing.
Heartfelt flattery and no regrets.
A box of Levis and a dirty t-shirt.
Winner. (And the username-post combo is just icing on the cake).
Anyway…
…an idiot lesson and an apology.