Silence and a laugh out of nowhere.
A bad joke and a runny nose.
A Trekker and a Holmesian.
A traveler and a backpack.
A needle and a thread
An enigma and an enema.
A yes and a no
Two violins, two cellos, a recorder, a keyboard, a pair of castanets, and a wood frog guiro.
A ditz and a genius
A cat and a lot of hair.
A dumb yellow Lab and a happy wag of the tail.
A sneeze and a hankie.
A Coke and a smile
A Pepsi and high blood sugar
A Mountain Dew and a shudder of revulsion.
A full-sugar Coke and a shot of insulin.
A chilled glass of Ohio dark apple cider and a lipsmack of satisfaction.
A partridge and a pear tree.
A loaded pizza and an antacid.
20 minutes and one message.