Gefilte fish and horseradish.
A web site and an email account that still works. (evil eye to Outlook)
A doctor’s appointment and a $30 copay.
Two years for breaking and entering, and a crate of search warrants.
A bushel and a peck.
A night of crazy love and a Rx for penicillin.
A bad Gregory Peck impression and a needless reboot.
A picnic in the park and ants in your food.
Ants in your pants and a need to dance.
A bad haircut and a toupee.
A novel and a short story.
An opera and a patter song.
A biscuit and the best sausage gravy you ever ate.
Milk and Cereal
A ‘What’s all this then?’ T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice.
A whip and a doggy collar.
A dead parrot and some runny cheese.
Cold-ass feet and a parking pass.
Warm socks and a come hither look
Support stockings and a go away look.