An old boot and a “Keep off the grass” sign.
Thigh highs and an in your face look
A tattered Hillary yard sign and a voter registration form.
A MAGA hat and a bad taste in your mouth
A music stand and some scores for strings.
A time machine and a ticket to the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair.
A submarine and a visit to the Titanic.
A flyover the Bermuda triangle and a Dear John letter
Yo had me with the come hither look. And the thigh highs
A padded jockstrap and a pair of Speedos.
A rhyme and a reason.
A Salt-N-a Peppa.
A mini fridge and a case of Dr. Pepper
A case of root beer and a gallon of vanilla ice cream.
A bagel and a schmear.
A Haggard song and a longneck Bud
A pack of candy cigarettes and a bubblegum cigar.
A deerstalker hat and a magnifying glass.
A floor wax and a dessert topping.
A slightly deaf older news panelist and Richard Feder’s favorite frizzy haired news panelist.
Gilda Radner reference, if you didn’t know.