Immaculate spats and a small tin of moustache wax.
A banana and vandals.
A cup of tea and a lace shawl.
A extra large TV and NO ESPNhd.
A cup of tea and a butter pie.
Butter pie?
The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie.
A get-out-of-jail card and a hotel on Boardwalk.
An LAPD Blade Runner Unit badge and a large pistol.
A heavy foot and a gas pedal
A Davy Crockett hat and a hula hoop.
A Starfleet combadge and a phaser-1.
A Casio keyboard and a drum machine.
A pair of bell bottoms and a string of love beads.
Two turntables and a microphone.
An Air race and a good friend.
A sandwich post and a stern warning.
A citation and a court date.
A cobbled-together tracker and a flamethrower
A bag of pretzels and a 6-pack.
A St. Bernard and a pooper scooper.
Cereal and milk