Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

Immaculate spats and a small tin of moustache wax.

A banana and vandals.

A cup of tea and a lace shawl.

A extra large TV and NO ESPNhd.

A cup of tea and a butter pie.

Butter pie?

The butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie.

A get-out-of-jail card and a hotel on Boardwalk.

An LAPD Blade Runner Unit badge and a large pistol.

A heavy foot and a gas pedal

A Davy Crockett hat and a hula hoop.

A Starfleet combadge and a phaser-1.

A Casio keyboard and a drum machine.

A pair of bell bottoms and a string of love beads.

Two turntables and a microphone.

An Air race and a good friend.

A sandwich post and a stern warning.

A citation and a court date.

A cobbled-together tracker and a flamethrower

A bag of pretzels and a 6-pack.

A St. Bernard and a pooper scooper.

Cereal and milk